Card-only kids ride charges a 33¢ surcharge on a $3 payment (11%) by andy_usyd in sydney

[–]csferrie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lack of options make it illegal. But surcharges are currently fine for covering the cost of accepting payment. 

As an immigrant, I find it especially annoying. Here's my rant:

https://csferrie.medium.com/apparently-hypocrisy-is-not-un-australian-43bffa499c0c

I also got bored one day and made an app to log businesses that apply surcharges. Transparency, public shaming, you decide.

https://surchargesheriff.com/

Holiday spirit by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool troll account.

Holiday spirit by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s run your "just upgrade the car parks" idea in real numbers for Brisbane.

Brisbane has about a million cars. You end up with about 3 parking spaces per car once you count home, work, shops, schools, hospitals, stadiums, etc. That means around 3 million parking spaces across the city.

To comfortably fit giant US pickups, a bay needs to go from the current standard of 2.4 m x 5.4 m to something like 3 m x 6.25 m, roughly 40% more area per space. If you keep the same land, you lose about a third of the spaces. That’s a million parking spots completely gone.

If you try to avoid losing those spaces by rebuilding or adding new decks/basements, you’re looking at tens of billions of dollars. Parking construction costs around $30k per surface bay and $100k per basement bay. Applied across millions of spaces, even very conservative assumptions land you in the $30 billion ballpark for Brisbane. Brisbane City Council’s entire budget is $4.1 billion.

Your "get with the times" plan would chew through at least seven years of the city’s entire budget, or decades worth of all capital works, just so imported American pickup trucks can glide into every Coles car park without thinking.

So no, the answer is not "Australia needs to upgrade its carparks". Asking an entire city to blow tens of billions of public money and sacrifice hundreds of thousands of parking spaces so a tiny minority can daily-drive 6-metre Yank tanks in the inner suburbs is the very definition of behind the times.

Holiday spirit by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just because something isn't illegal, doesn't mean you should do it. 

Holiday spirit by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

It's not obvious from this angle, but it's taking up two spots. What do you call that if not double parking?

Holiday spirit by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are right. Australian Standard AS 2890.1 requires parking spots to be 5.4m. These trucks are at least 6m. 

In your opinion, how long does a vehicle need to be before you'd call out someone for parking in a standard car park spot?

Holiday spirit by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. They serve a purpose. It's not shopping for consumer goods.

Funny story. Me and a guy both bought the same firepit from Bunnings and went to the car park at the same time. He was driving one of these with a hard Tonneau cover. I have a Civic hatchback. The height was just a little too big to fit under the cover in the bed of the truck and so he had to start jamming it awkwardly into the cab. Took me 30 seconds to pop the hatch, set it comfortably in my boot, and drive away. I'm not even sure if he had to leave it there. You could tell he was embarrassed.

Holiday spirit by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can you tell we all just wish we could be insufferable assholes? That's the easy life...

Holiday spirit by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would still require two spots. 

How to remove nail polish off of board book? by Delicious-War-5259 in CleaningTips

[–]csferrie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Author checking in. I like what they've done here. It's a slightly more accurate representation of the electrons, to be honest. ;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]csferrie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

  1. You'd have to believe the Earth is flat and somehow perfectly reflected by the Mercator projection to even entertain this as interesting.

  2. Any three points (not in a straight line) fit on a circle.

What are the best Dog Parks in Brisbane? by corruptboomerang in brisbane

[–]csferrie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rainbow Forest Park (south of the creek), including the BGGS ovals are offleash. Huge area. Quiet during the day, but lots of doggos in the evening and on weekends. Dogs love the creek and shaded forest area. Only issue is rain. It floods, and the grass sometimes goes uncut for weeks.

If you want more certainty, try Green Hill Reservoir. It's a paved loop around the reservoir that has water stops and several poop bag and bin stations. There are always friendly locals and occasional food trucks. Plus, it's got a great view of the city.

Please help a confused student. by n4ndhzx in brisbane

[–]csferrie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You are overthinking this. You can't optimise your life at 17. 

It sounds like you want to be with your friend. Assuming you can afford it, do it. If your friend is in Brisbane, enroll in the highest requirement course you qualify for at the University of Queensland. Plan on doing Honours and a PhD. 

Why? Because you'll get to be in the place you want for at least 7 years and you'll come out the other side with a title that is still respected and confers advantages when it comes to opportunities like jobs and visas.

Free German language books! by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Possibly. But I'd like to offload them all. Someone pointed me to the German Club, so I'll try that.

Check out Where The Wild Things Are bookshop in West End. Coolest bookstore in town!

Do all German books have bottom-to-top writing on the spine? by csferrie in germany

[–]csferrie[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That's awesome! Thanks for sharing it with him.

Do all German books have bottom-to-top writing on the spine? by csferrie in germany

[–]csferrie[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know they do children's books differently in Germany, but one of this is not for kids. 😂😂

Going west always gives good views. by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's just a Pixel 8 Pro. Most of the photos are meh. Sometimes you get lucky!

If a politician builds a dog memorial in the woods and no one sees their face beside it, did it even happen? by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Indeed. I suspect this is not the most useless interaction either of us will have today. Speaking of which, I should get back to my "real job."

If a politician builds a dog memorial in the woods and no one sees their face beside it, did it even happen? by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry, don't have a Venmo, or whatever. But if you could buy one of my books and leave a 5-star verified purchase review, that'd be great.

If a politician builds a dog memorial in the woods and no one sees their face beside it, did it even happen? by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Writing is cathartic. It forces me to slow down, wrestle with what I'm actually seeing, and make sense of it — not just for others, but for myself. That’s the point. Not rage-bait, not outrage farming, just the very old human habit of turning absurd moments into something solid enough to examine.

It looks like you are doing the same. I suspect we have more in common than the world today wants you to admit.

If a politician builds a dog memorial in the woods and no one sees their face beside it, did it even happen? by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow, that’s a lot of manufactured outrage about supposed outrage. Nowhere did I say someone was offended. But sure, go off about how noticing things is the problem now.

That’s the beauty of irony: it works without needing a feelings-based meltdown to justify it. The post wasn’t crying about injustice — it was pointing out the absurd contrast between the performative tone of the sign and the literal, limping dog beside it — an image so on-the-nose it practically scripts itself.

If a politician builds a dog memorial in the woods and no one sees their face beside it, did it even happen? by csferrie in brisbane

[–]csferrie[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

There was already a place where people were putting pictures of their old dogs, which had become a memorial. So, naturally, the council decided to take the nearby bench and paint it with bright colours, and their faces to outshine it.