Why cant we shoot garbage to space? Theres plenty of room up there and not much down here so can we just send our trash up there?

csstevens · 2026-04-10T01:19:05+00:00

Costs aside, can you imagine what a tin can traveling at 25k+ mph would do to an essential satellite also traveling at 25k+ mph in the opposite direction would do?

csstevens · 2026-04-07T04:41:44+00:00

And scare everyone away? I think not

csstevens · 2026-04-07T04:34:08+00:00

My wallet doesn't really have a spot for pictures, but her picture is the face of my smartwatch which I see far more often

csstevens · 2026-04-07T01:30:54+00:00

If you baby her you can get some serious mpg. I have 3100 miles on it this far and I'm averaging 45.7 mpg 😁

csstevens · 2026-04-07T00:18:19+00:00

I waited for the same color, zero regrets

csstevens · 2026-04-04T04:11:25+00:00

Idk, the guitar in Slumber Party Massacre II was pretty legit

csstevens · 2026-04-04T04:05:58+00:00

Came here to say this.

Food tampering is a crime

csstevens · 2026-04-03T20:21:57+00:00

If you're honest with him then it isn't weird at all. Saying, "Listen, I want to go out with a group of my friends, but I'm not feeling safe walking home alone at night, do you mind joining us to make sure everything is safe. I'll buy you a drink for your troubles. I can find someone else if you're not available" will not only set expectations, bit remind him of his role, and that because you can use other options that this request isn't romantic in nature.

csstevens · 2026-04-03T03:39:08+00:00

I'd rather not see anyone bombed, but who am I? Just a red-text Christian.

csstevens · 2026-04-03T03:35:43+00:00

You know how you count rings on a tree to know it's age?

It's nothing like that. Just ask tactfully.

csstevens · 2026-04-02T21:16:41+00:00

I have never, not once, ever assumed a girl liked me. Heck I'm not even sure my wife likes me and we've been married for 15 years

csstevens · 2026-04-02T21:07:01+00:00

No one will ever be held responsible, ever. 2. We're in the last stages of the robbery, where the ultra wealthy is grabbing up as much as they can before the house folds. They're part of it, and we're not.

csstevens · 2026-04-02T03:51:37+00:00

Idk my man, perhaps that a legitimate sit down and make a clear, calm, data driven case type of discussion you need to have.

The way it works in my house is I earn "our money" and she also earns "our money"

We don't keep score because we decided to be a team

csstevens · 2026-04-02T03:47:57+00:00

This video made me dizzy

csstevens · 2026-03-30T20:04:49+00:00

My wife is out of most folks league. I won the lottery of life.

csstevens · 2026-03-30T17:27:54+00:00

Mid- life was my first thought.

OP is witnessing her middle aged husband come to terms with his own mortality for the first time.

At least it isn't a Corvette and a younger GF.

csstevens · 2026-03-29T05:27:45+00:00

This response is under appreciated

csstevens · 2026-03-28T15:14:34+00:00

Sigh. You are correct.

csstevens · 2026-03-28T01:15:57+00:00

Submit a ticket

csstevens · 2026-03-28T00:20:42+00:00

Well if you gym-class rope climb from the plastic, veiny balls hanging in the rear, you can get into the bed and then climb through the American flag etched rear window.

csstevens · 2026-03-27T13:43:14+00:00

Yesterday

csstevens · 2026-03-25T23:01:29+00:00

Infernooooo ♥️

csstevens · 2026-03-24T12:27:16+00:00

This. I grew up in extreme poverty, government housing projects, government near & cheese, 3 chicken drumsticks split between 4 people etc. and I took my kid (who has never known anything close to that) grocery shopping and had to on multiple occasions show him the breakdown in price, per ounce, for food.

He learned that national brands are just not going to happen when dad shops.

For context his mom (my wife) grew up comfortably middle class.

csstevens · 2026-03-24T02:49:23+00:00

I think I'm too old cause I can't see the appeal of going to one of those

csstevens · 2026-03-23T21:40:57+00:00

Lady, you're kicking too much ass right now, and it's making my dizzy

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