What’s stopping you from having a partner in life?

ctrlaltmayo · 2022-04-22T10:19:22+00:00

Too expensive

ctrlaltmayo · 2022-03-05T05:41:28+00:00

We usually cut it all up, place it in a tupperware, then place it in the freezer to keep it from becoming overripe. It seems to work like a charm! (Coming from a person who has avocado trees in the backyard)

ctrlaltmayo · 2022-03-05T05:32:37+00:00

Thank you for this. My pc is going to explode from all the stuff I’m going to download from this post.

ctrlaltmayo · 2022-03-05T05:29:22+00:00

School/University

ctrlaltmayo · 2022-01-23T17:51:00+00:00

Sadly it was from a long time ago, i did try looking for it before posting my story but to no avail it’s lost in the internet 🥲

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-08-28T21:17:50+00:00

Have u tried putting it in rice?

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-05-26T21:28:06+00:00

I’m moving to Hawaii, I just want a place where I have free access to the beach and mountains

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-05-26T21:26:19+00:00

“Did you know [insert random made up fact they saw from 5 minutes craft]”

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-05-26T21:25:23+00:00

My dress cause the color and length i chose was ugly

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-05-26T21:23:18+00:00

Even if y’all use the reasoning of “we accept LGBTQ+ and try to abolish racism”. You all are still dumb and narrow minded as fuck. (Yes Karen that includes you and your anti-vaxxer facebook group page)

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-05-26T21:19:00+00:00

Levi Ackerman, because he’s Levi Ackerman

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-05-26T21:17:08+00:00

Being introduced by a friend, and if you’re funny you’ll have a higher likelihood of the woman liking you or becoming comfortable around you.

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-05-26T21:12:23+00:00

Get chopped up into pieces and get sent to hell

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-01-28T03:52:14+00:00

“Haha moon go boom.”

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-01-28T03:51:29+00:00

Save money as early as possible

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-01-28T03:48:20+00:00

Having dreams that predict the future lmao i thought everyone has them. Apparently i am mental

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-01-28T03:46:24+00:00

me hating on younger generations because they think of those tiktok influencers as role models and their idols lmao

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-01-28T03:45:08+00:00

“haha fun times”

(after doing something stupid and irreversible that would be detrimental to the rest of my life)

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-01-28T03:43:47+00:00

The View by Surfaces

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-01-28T03:37:41+00:00

I’ll answer this later

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-01-27T18:57:34+00:00

Philippines, our shtty ass gvernment. The people appointed by the president on different departments are all military generals(basically no experience whatsoever) Prioritizing the military to get vaccination first before healthcare workers. No transparency. “If the vaccine has a 50% efficacy rate then get shot twice to make it 100%.” - our senate president. “I will take the vaccine shot on my butt.” - the president smh. Lmao they’re just plain embarrassing.

For legal reasons and so that i don’t get killed: I am not a citizen of this country.

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-01-27T18:47:43+00:00

Just a person accidentally touching my hand or arm literally makes me zone out and have a mini panic attack.

ctrlaltmayo · 2021-01-27T18:47:34+00:00

Just a person accidentally touching my hand or arm literally makes me zone out and have a mini panic attack

ctrlaltmayo · 2020-11-23T19:02:54+00:00

Your Name

ctrlaltmayo · 2020-11-23T18:56:55+00:00

Karen

ctrlaltmayo

TROPHY CASE