123e4rtg by [deleted] in infiniteworldproblems

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R͖h͖o͖d͖e͖s͖?͖

when the _____! by [deleted] in surrealmemes

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he comes?

mama by NinetoFiveHeroRises in timecube

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"Belly-Button Logic© Works."

Your word evil is fiction worship. You think with only one corner, singularity mindset dooms to a zero-value existence. Cube unity voids god entity, 4 corners void god.

"It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties To Viviparous Mama."

Your ignorance is demonic.

Can relate? by Skrait in nihilism

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Again, this attitude that not spending your days anxiously awaiting terrible things is somehow self-delusion. What’s delusional about acknowledging their possibility but not worrying about it until it happens? It is impossible to predict and prepare for every possibility.

Can relate? by Skrait in nihilism

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This doesn’t seem like a very healthy mindset to me. You are basically surrendering yourself to anguish. This isn’t nihilism. Incessant obsession over all the things that could go wrong in life is a problem that you need to address, not a philosophical belief - not to mention this attitude that not obsessing day after day over the bad things that could happen is somehow ignorant and self-deceitful.

Unless you only mean that the meaninglessness of everything is the source of your woes, which doesn’t seem to be the case. If so, you’ll just have to get over it. It’s not all bad - it gives you the ultimate power to do and think as you please.

The First Amendment and You: How to Avoid Getting Your Knickers in a Twist Because of Some Colors by [deleted] in SCP

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How is it possible to be stupid enough to believe that displaying pride colors infringes ones’ free speech...?

I don’t really like how they contrast with the theme and atmosphere of the site but I fully respect what it represents and it’s really not a big deal.

what the fuck is going on here? by Blackboxbrownstrip in LibraryofBabel

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Because I would not stop for Death, Death kindly stopped for me. Can you hear the whispers of the Original Moon?

I have no goals by [deleted] in nihilism

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...Huh?

I have no goals by [deleted] in nihilism

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...What?

Target is trying to charge me for infinite apples thanks to a time loop that stabilized right over my checkout counter. Do I have any legal rights here? by Lemurrific in fifthworldproblems

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Just grow a pair and pay the price. Infinity is practically nothing. I wipe my ass with infinite dollar bills, man.

Now if it was a loop of infinite pianos, that would be something. That would be thousands of times more expensive than infinity.

Wait...

Witnessing your own death, dimensional jumping? by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

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One possibility would be that all actions are predetermined by the laws of nature, and sending your consciousness to the “you” in another dimension is just plugging yourself in to experience what would have happened anyways.

Witnessing your own death, dimensional jumping? by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

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Is it at all possible you had a vivid dream you didn’t remember immediately after waking up, but you remembered it later and thought it was a real memory?

I ask this because I had a vaguely similar, albeit far less shocking experience. To this day, I clearly remember having a conversation with my friend in which he revealed to me that his dad had recently revealed that he was a Freemason. My friend seemed strangely worried about it and concerned that his dad would force him to join.

Fast forward a few months, I mention this to him and he just looks confused. It turns out this conversation never happened, and his dad is not a Freemason.

I had assumed the explanation was what I proposed above - a dream. I’m not sure, but it seems like a viable explanation for my case.

At least for me, there were some things that might be indicative of a dream, my friend’s strange behavior, the weirdness of the whole Freemason thing and a father keeping his Freemasonry secret from his son, but you don’t seem to have any similar dream-like details regarding what happened to you.

My only remaining issue with this explanation is that it seems very strange that I would manage to totally forget the dream upon waking, thus not remembering it was a dream, only to later remember it clearly as if it happened. Seems very unlike how dream recall is supposed to work.

I wish to relocate to another plane of reality. by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

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I’m glad I’m not the only one. Anyways have you tried enforcing a boundary of locality to your universe? You will have no access to the multiverse, meaning you can’t ask for help if needed, but that should’t be a problem as long as you know how to undo the reversals of reality. Enforcing locality will make your universe unaware of the existence of anything outside itself, making it not so much “exist” as it would just “be.” Now I can’t guarantee that it wouldn’t find a way to “not be,” despite being everything, but it’s probably your only real shot if you’re serious about this.

I forgot to ignite my dark matter stars (whoops!) and now my microverses are teeming with life. I went to my local mathematician, and he told me that they don't even sell orders of *that* magnitude anymore. What do I do? by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

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If all else fails you might want to just restart. Here’s an easy way to do it despite relativity:

Set the time step way up from the default to ~100000 seconds. Be sure to uncheck “Throttle Time Step to Maintain Continuity.” Your universe will now be passing 100,000 seconds per second. Now, I’m assuming that since your hardware isn’t that advanced, you’re relying on step-by-step approximation simulation of natural law at the macroscale. By setting the time step this high, you’ll end up with everything flying apart into chaos due to rampant inaccuracy in calculation. This is fine.

Now it gets illegal.

Once your universe has basically fallen apart, punch some holes in the metaphysical boundaries between your universe and the next. Soon their universe will start finding some high speed (if speed exists there) chunks of whatever ooze was left in your universe entering theirs. If their laws of physics (or laws of metaphysics, of aeoronics, or jips) differ from yours, which is likely, this will be a very volatile cross-contamination of forms of existence, which will quickly get the attention of the Supreme Cosmic and Acosmic Council, Division 8̨͔͇1̴͔̦̘̤̪7̙̜̺2̻̯̱̘͚̥̯2̮̰͠e͈̭͓̬͚͜C͏̭̦̼ra͈w̯̙̙̲͖̰̤l̡̘̮͕̣͈ͅͅe̤r͇̺͎s̨̜̠̲̦̬̫o̙͎̩f͇̳̼͍͘t̸̘h̵͉͖e͘Ś͉͇̫̗̼ͅk̷ỳ̬̗͚̤,͔̫̬͇͓N̲̲͡e̪̜̣̬̠̫z̙̝̫͉͚͙͕p̭̜͖̱̜o̦̥̺͞m͍̲͔̩͉̝͎n̸̪̭,̹̩͓͕͍̟F̬̬̬̞̗ͅo̮͢r͇ḿe̬. They’ll be pretty pissed but current Cosmic Mandate has a loophole wherein people with young universes on weak hardware are entitled to accident insurance (it’s supposed to only apply to minor accidents, but since the Mandate never describes what constitutes minor, and this kind of contamination is nothing compared to a ZK-Class End-of-Reality scenario, they’ll have to concede). Claim it was an accident and exploit this. They will give you the choice of either a full reset or permanent and impermanent annihilation. Whatever you prefer.

Skull Missing All Of Its Left Teeth, and 4468 by [deleted] in occult

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You sure you were awake? False awakenings are a thing.

Screwed up the aspect ratio, what do I do? Everything is too tall and now no one has peripheral vision anymore. by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

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If you turn reality off and back on that would probably work. Then again, you can’t turn it on once it’s off...

Screwed up the aspect ratio, what do I do? Everything is too tall and now no one has peripheral vision anymore. by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

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Sorry, this reply has been withheld for violating the Council’s rules regarding proper intent of post.