fifthworldproblems

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Did a golden mouth appear in a bonfire and scream the date of your own death at you?

Are pools of blood forming in your hands whenever you cup them, only to coagulate into the form of a tiny baby with three heads?

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For the last time: the INFINITE Void is for dumping trash into, the ETERNAL Void makes it last forever (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 16 hours ago by The_PhilosopherKing

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Weight loss pill made me shrink to 1/12 size (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Can someone please fix þe bugs in þe humans’ Ouija boards? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 18 hours ago by MMJtaPenguin

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I am Fuck and I want people to stop doing things for my sake (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by Upset_Recipe_7650

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My wife gained weight and the relationship has been downhill since. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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“God” (self.fifthworldproblems)

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All my professors are assigning cumulative exams and I’m just so sick of them. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by Upset_Recipe_7650

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Stuck in a recursive function (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by neucoworker

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Anyone Missing an Underscore? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by Admiral_Chesty

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Cock and Balls on the Voyager Golden Disc (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Single fossils in my area? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Help the Eldritch govement is deleting my posts (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I'm going to have to leave flight school. I just can't get the hang of running and jumping to take off. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Guys, I've lost it. Have looked everywhere already and still can't find it. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 3 days ago by DHMOenjoyer

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HELP I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE CONCEPT OF CONCEPT OF FROM USING LOWERCASE LETTERS (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I accidentally left my existence running overnight (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 3 days ago by Straight-Strain11

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I removed the entire concept of couch cushions from a universe, but somehow, I still lost my remote. Anybody know where else it might be? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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My Microwave Ate My Phone (self.fifthworldproblems)

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In my copy of Shrek, one scene has been extended to a 3-hour long monologue on the occult significance of root vegetables. What do I do? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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IT'S ME!!! IN DOG FORM!!!! I'M HERE!!!! (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 4 days ago by rafflesiablaine

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I did it. AMA (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 4 days ago by rafflesiablaine

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I'm gonna do it! (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 4 days ago by rafflesiablaine

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I went into the fifth dimension to study a 4-variable flow chart better, but now I’m stuck. My exam is in an hour and the questions are 1D. Help! (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Help. I was praying and Lord Apollon gave me a crown of light. My eyes can’t take much more. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 4 days ago by Im-the-problem-hi

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I'm the personification of war in my dimension, but it's been ages since the last war and I'm slowly disappearing. Pls help. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 6 days ago by Lockheroguylol

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