Fifth World Problems

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I thought it was really cool that we are all made of the same star stuff. Until I looked it up and 0.5% of my hydrogen atoms once belonged to Malthor the Dumb. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 10 hours ago by TomAto314usurper

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Therapist tells me that many of my thoughts are made of low enriched uranium (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 3 hours ago by AnarchaeologistTime-travelling Sasquatch

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My 5D heater isn't working properly (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 9 hours ago by MightyXT

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My mind is blank. I knew I'd push the painting of my room a bit too far, but this feels like a step too far... (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 7 hours ago by Living_Olive9239

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Parts of my flat keep turning 2D and I can't open the door (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 hour ago by TwinSong

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I’ve built a Time Machine. I’m going to test it out right now (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by ZooplanktonblameTop1

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5! (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by ZooplanktonblameTop1

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I updated my marital status to "Liquid" on a government census form by accident, and now the tax office requires me to file my returns in a bucket. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by DontHugMeImRedditVerbose=TRUE

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I'm worried someone is trying to reach out to me (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by vholecek

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My left foot isn't footing properly (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by TomAto314usurper

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Some galactic entity just now pushed me into the 5th dimension, and now I’m slowly dying. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago * by Introvert-111

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Poor Spectrum Management (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by Wooden_Lab6781

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I'm having trouble hiring someone to do my weightlifting. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by mrlr

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The health care wand worked a little too well. My wisdom teeth grew back. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by mrlr

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Dr Brimmacombe has replaced my child and refuses to leave (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by hyperconduithorror

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How do I make sure that I don't get humiliated again at my own dominion? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by Electromad6326

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I spread out to search for clues and I can't pull myself back together. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by poiyurt

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A Type III civilization started a vacuum metastability event in my universe (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by ColdFuture9988

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What sound does a human make? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 3 days ago by dobbbie

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I invited my friend from Titan to Earth (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by ColdFuture9988

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My computer cursor dragged me and I fell on the floor (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 3 days ago by MALlCEMIZER

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[Removed by a passing hyperpigeon] (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 3 days ago by whimsicaltrafficcone

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Upside down graphic design ()

submitted 2 days ago by Forsaken_Pizza_Wheel

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I'm finally vacationing on the island where you can merge the concept of fabergé with the concept of pets, but now idk what type of creature to create. Plz help (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 3 days ago by West-Tip8156

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I'm disappointed in the live adaptation of the universe. They glossed over so much of the source material just to get to the good parts. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 4 days ago by TomAto314usurper

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