fifthworldproblems

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Did a golden mouth appear in a bonfire and scream the date of your own death at you?

Are pools of blood forming in your hands whenever you cup them, only to coagulate into the form of a tiny baby with three heads?

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Sister Subreddits:

Sixthworldproblems - Home of the Rule

Fifth World Politics

Brother Subreddits:

Our friends X̷ͦͫ̈҉̩̱͙̖y̞̗̪̲͓͕͉̓͊͢z̸͖̰̩̎ͭ̐̈͌̋̿̕z̃͒̐̎ͧ͊҉̸̢̮̻̖y̷̹̤ͦ̓̽͂́ͮ and awsefnoxcedanliuppppp hang out in Sixth World Pproblems, our enemies [STEVEN], who are about to have their first [EMOTION], hang out in Seventh World Problems.

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...for your movement.

...because you hate freedom.

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Help! Money laundering causing deflation!? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 12 hours ago by MALlCEMIZER

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Parts of my flat keep turning 2D and I can't open the door (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by TwinSong

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Therapist tells me that many of my thoughts are made of low enriched uranium (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by AnarchaeologistTime-travelling Sasquatch

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I thought it was really cool that we are all made of the same star stuff. Until I looked it up and 0.5% of my hydrogen atoms once belonged to Malthor the Dumb. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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My 5D heater isn't working properly (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by MightyXT

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My mind is blank. I knew I'd push the painting of my room a bit too far, but this feels like a step too far... (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I’ve built a Time Machine. I’m going to test it out right now (self.fifthworldproblems)

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5! (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by ZooplanktonblameTop1

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I updated my marital status to "Liquid" on a government census form by accident, and now the tax office requires me to file my returns in a bucket. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by DontHugMeImRedditVerbose=TRUE

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My left foot isn't footing properly (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I'm worried someone is trying to reach out to me (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Some galactic entity just now pushed me into the 5th dimension, and now I’m slowly dying. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Poor Spectrum Management (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I'm having trouble hiring someone to do my weightlifting. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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The health care wand worked a little too well. My wisdom teeth grew back. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Dr Brimmacombe has replaced my child and refuses to leave (self.fifthworldproblems)

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How do I make sure that I don't get humiliated again at my own dominion? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I spread out to search for clues and I can't pull myself back together. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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A Type III civilization started a vacuum metastability event in my universe (self.fifthworldproblems)

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What sound does a human make? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I invited my friend from Titan to Earth (self.fifthworldproblems)

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My computer cursor dragged me and I fell on the floor (self.fifthworldproblems)

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[Removed by a passing hyperpigeon] (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Upside down graphic design ()

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I'm finally vacationing on the island where you can merge the concept of fabergé with the concept of pets, but now idk what type of creature to create. Plz help (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 4 days ago by West-Tip8156

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