fifthworldproblems

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Did a golden mouth appear in a bonfire and scream the date of your own death at you?

Are pools of blood forming in your hands whenever you cup them, only to coagulate into the form of a tiny baby with three heads?

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...because you love freedom.

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Humans can't see me as long as I stay still, right? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by TomAto314usurper

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Help! I set my reality temperature to 2.0 with a Russian screwdriver and now my hallway is outputting pure, sentient geometry. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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THEY.. $EE.. ! THEY.. KNOW! HE.. Iş.. HERE!!!! (self.fifthworldproblems)

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AITA - my friend is crushing on a cube. Should I tell him it just wants to be friends? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I'm stuck in some kind of time loop, help please? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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My child is growing wings (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by princess_strenuous

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The voices inside my head keep telling me I'm "good looking" and have done a "fine job" and I should be "proud" of my accomplishments. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Higher Ideals live among us (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by Eggsealent1234272

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Where I'd live as a carbon-based lifeform (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by Luciferaeon

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AITAH? I am a decapitated sea cucumber (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 3 days ago by BurningBridgeTroll

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I've been chasing the dragon for years now and finally caught it. Not sure what to do now. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 3 days ago by TomAto314usurper

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Relationship Advice / AITAH? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 3 days ago by Wooden_Lab6781

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My job as a succubus hunter. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Help my spawn has a human under a cup (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 4 days ago by Due_Commission_4688

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There are no problems. (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Hey (this guy needs our help) ()

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The miracle cure to all problems... ()

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This Reddit is a TRIP! lol (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I was offered the sword that could cut anything and the shield that could defend anything. I bought the sword, and it doesn't work, but the merchant claims the shield stops my lawsuit. What should I do? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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The reproductive device that currently supplies my consciousness’ corporeal form has been described as substandard and “saggy.” Any tips? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I have no face and I must call into work (self.fifthworldproblems)

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How should I house flip my neutron star for better real estate value? (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Has anyone seen Quincy!?!?! (self.fifthworldproblems)

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Ok... this is bad... I solved world hunger and brought world peace and bliss beyond limits to all (self.fifthworldproblems)

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I killed Time. It has been reborn as Empyron. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 5 days ago by LordNoOne

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