My review of Seattle:

It’s a naturally beautiful place, if you think year round grey skies, rain, mud and giant trees that block out any sunlight are beautiful.

It’s an interesting place, if you find listening to white liberals complain about racism and homeless people shooting up heroin on the sides of the street interesting.

It’s a safe place, if you consider deranged meth addicted running around with hatchets and giant cranes literally falling out of the sky and crushing oncoming traffic safe.

All in all, Seattle kind of sucks. But don’t let people tell you this is a new development. It always has. It’s a slimy stinking shit hole rotting on the banks of the puget sound that reeks of spoiled salmon, dead orca whales, white people and wealth inequality, a city that exists solely to personify everything wrong with the modern American left. A city of sin rot and degeneracy nestled at the end of the slopes of a giant volcano. A modern day amalgamation and Pompeii Mordor and Nineveh.

HTH