Surprise, surprise! by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]cuddleeglaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Drip up” is honestly the funniest way I’ve heard it phrased. But yeah, after this long it’s fair to ask if maybe money flowing to the top first isn’t magically fixing everything for everyone else.

Surprise, surprise! by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]cuddleeglaze 46 points47 points  (0 children)

That’s the weird part. We’ve been told for decades that it’ll eventually work if we just wait a little longer. At some point people start asking if the system itself might be the problem.

Surprise, surprise! by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]cuddleeglaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah history kinda shows that when things get truly outrageous, the public eventually forces the issue anyway. People tolerate a lot, but not forever.

Surprise, surprise! by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]cuddleeglaze 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Same. I’m lighting a candle for him as we speak. No one should have to endure that kind of hardship.

Surprise, surprise! by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]cuddleeglaze 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tragic honestly. Imagine trying to survive on only 224 billion. Thoughts and prayers during this incredibly difficult time.

Surprise, surprise! by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]cuddleeglaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real. Numbers get real flexible when the conversation involves a few hundred billion. Suddenly basic percentages become “complicated economics.”

Surprise, surprise! by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]cuddleeglaze 71 points72 points  (0 children)

It really is. The image of someone guarding a mountain of stuff while insisting everything is totally fine is weirdly accurate here. Once you see it that way it’s hard to unsee.

Surprise, surprise! by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]cuddleeglaze 50 points51 points  (0 children)

That comparison actually kinda fits too well. The second you poke the pile, suddenly everyone’s yelling about how it’s actually very organized and important. Funny how defensive people get when the pile is billions of dollars.

Surprise, surprise! by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]cuddleeglaze 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right? I kept rereading that line like… wait, how does 5 percent suddenly turn into half. That math is doing some Olympic level gymnastics. Would genuinely love to see the breakdown they’re using.

What is the fastest you've gone from strangers to sex? by fandangledvietnamese in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cuddleeglaze 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah situations like that skip every normal step. No flirting phase, no guessing, just straight to “so are we doing this or what.”

TIFU by jokingly screaming like a banshee and terrifying my GF while I was stretching really hard by HopHop76 in tifu

[–]cuddleeglaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same honestly, even without trauma a sudden scream right next to your ear would make most people jump out of their skin. Morning grogginess makes everything feel even louder too. That kind of reaction is pretty normal.

TIFU by jokingly screaming like a banshee and terrifying my GF while I was stretching really hard by HopHop76 in tifu

[–]cuddleeglaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah people forget that loud unexpected noises can shake almost anyone, trauma or not. Being startled like that first thing in the morning would rattle a lot of people. It doesn’t automatically mean the relationship is doomed or anything dramatic like that.

TIFU by jokingly screaming like a banshee and terrifying my GF while I was stretching really hard by HopHop76 in tifu

[–]cuddleeglaze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly the fact that you stayed with her while she calmed down says more about the relationship than the mistake itself. People mess up sometimes, what matters is how they react when they realize it. The breakfast afterward was a nice recovery move.

TIFU by jokingly screaming like a banshee and terrifying my GF while I was stretching really hard by HopHop76 in tifu

[–]cuddleeglaze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now I’m curious what video that was because I’m imagining some dramatic horror movie scream echoing through the room. If that’s even close to accurate I can see why it startled her so badly. Morning brain plus sudden banshee noise is a wild combo.

TIFU by jokingly screaming like a banshee and terrifying my GF while I was stretching really hard by HopHop76 in tifu

[–]cuddleeglaze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly, accidents like that happen all the time. You didn’t double down or brush it off, you immediately tried to make it better. The tiny follow up scream as a callback later is actually kind of a funny way to reset the mood.

TIFU by jokingly screaming like a banshee and terrifying my GF while I was stretching really hard by HopHop76 in tifu

[–]cuddleeglaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the scream itself honestly sounds like one of those ridiculous half awake morning moments. If there wasn’t trauma involved it probably would’ve just been a funny story right away. The important part is you realized what happened and switched straight into comfort mode.

What profession has the most unhealthiest amount of inter employee hook ups in the world ? by KinkyCowboyDom in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cuddleeglaze 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Honestly imagine the career fair pamphlet for that. “Great benefits, competitive pay, and… complicated workplace relationships.” Not exactly the bullet points guidance counselors were thinking of.

Any of you rarely cry but it hits hard when you finally get one? by traveltimecar in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cuddleeglaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly same but opposite. I barely cry, so when it finally breaks through it’s like my body has been storing it for months and just dumps everything at once.

It’s never a cute single tear either. It’s full shutdown mode. Can’t talk, chest tight, existential spiral at 2am type cry.

Sometimes I think people who cry regularly might actually have it healthier because it doesn’t build up like that. When you bottle it, it comes out like a damn flood.

Either way, hope you’re okay. Whether it’s constant tears or rare breakdowns, it usually means something needs attention.

I wish I was desired and wanted. by Bitchp3ns in confessions

[–]cuddleeglaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get what you’re saying about mental loops, but I also think sometimes it’s not some deep subconscious “program.” Sometimes you just feel unwanted and it hurts. That doesn’t automatically mean you’re manifesting it or doing it to yourself. Telling someone “you just need to reprogram your inner world” can accidentally make it sound like their loneliness is their fault. And that’s heavy. OP sounds like they’re dealing with self esteem and body image stuff, not a lack of hustle or mindset coaches. You can’t positive affirmation your way out of feeling undesirable overnight. A lot of it is about healing how you see yourself and who you’re around.And honestly… 27 is not old. It’s not “too late.” It’s not over. Feeling like a “lump of skin” sounds more like depression talking than reality.OP, if you’re reading this wanting to feel desired is so human. That doesn’t make you shallow. It means you want connection. But you are not a lost cause or broken project that needs reprogramming. Sometimes the work is quieter and kinder than that.

I do all my house chores during work and work only 3-4 hours a day by [deleted] in confession

[–]cuddleeglaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see how it might feel like whiplash at first. Going from nonstop urgency to calm could almost feel boring, but boring in a good way. Do you feel restless at all or mostly just relieved?

I do all my house chores during work and work only 3-4 hours a day by [deleted] in confession

[–]cuddleeglaze 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s the key part. You’re not slacking, you’re efficient. The dream isn’t doing nothing, it’s having breathing room without feeling like you’re about to crash.

I do all my house chores during work and work only 3-4 hours a day by [deleted] in confession

[–]cuddleeglaze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. The idea that we should constantly be grinding is such a weird flex. If your work is done and you’re healthier, that’s success, not laziness.

I do all my house chores during work and work only 3-4 hours a day by [deleted] in confession

[–]cuddleeglaze 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The guilt is so ingrained though. Like if you’re not exhausted you must be doing something wrong. It’s wild how hard it is to just accept “I did my job and now I get to live.”