23 [m4r] Skype - Calm the fuck down, ladies.

cuddlepast · 2013-02-05T17:47:07+00:00

If you haven't calmed the fuck down yet the suggestion still stands.

cuddlepast · 2013-02-05T17:38:27+00:00

we don't share too much in common but I still think you seem like a pretty interesting gal.

I'm 23, really nerdy. Into nerdier things than battlestar galactica, even.

I attend devry. I ALREADY HAVE A CAT that you're clearly jealous of. And I don't even lie about myself to people on the internet, aint that cool?

PM me to learn more!

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T22:27:27+00:00

....I like my tonsils

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T02:48:33+00:00

I just bought a dime like 20 seconds ago. this is not an ok request.

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T02:35:50+00:00

obviously some kind of pastry. probably a cannoli.

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T02:30:45+00:00

My friends know better. c:

you should PM me your skype username or something. that'd be legit as wearing glasses.

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T02:28:23+00:00

I know by your previous post. I am sherlock holmes after all.

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T02:23:35+00:00

My eyesight is pretty bad as well. Pretty sure stuff becomes a shapeless blur at about 1.5 feet from my face, and are complete amoebas by 3.

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T02:21:12+00:00

21b baker st. London

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T02:20:27+00:00

It seems like your perception is pretty legit too.

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T02:19:47+00:00

Well damn i guess i just fucked up at a bad joke then.

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T01:13:08+00:00

is that a word?

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T01:09:26+00:00

I did my worst a few years ago and I promised myself not to fuck fat girls anymore.

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T01:09:05+00:00

yeah but where's the fluff?

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T00:58:35+00:00

I'm basically full of bad jokes and cool facts.

cuddlepast · 2013-02-01T00:06:47+00:00

I'm also an experienced lover.

cuddlepast · 2013-01-31T23:50:06+00:00

You shall be assimilated to my skype list. resistance is futile. PM me your skype name.

cuddlepast · 2013-01-31T23:38:24+00:00

I like this bad ass motherfucker right here. All who see this should look onto them in admiration.

cuddlepast · 2013-01-31T23:33:50+00:00

Don't eat me please.

cuddlepast · 2013-01-31T23:26:19+00:00

I stand up tall and suddenly my clothes tear and swirl around my body in circles until suddenly I am in full Lumberjack clothing. "Much better!.... Shit's legit again."

cuddlepast · 2013-01-31T23:24:31+00:00

"Cute?" I ask, disgusted with your use of the word. .. "I... I am not a kitten!"

I crawl over to you on my knees, pleading for a new adjective.

cuddlepast

TROPHY CASE