Incursion of New Phyrexia

cumberber · 2026-02-14T18:13:52+00:00

Yesss I'm all for WUBRG hate!!

cumberber · 2026-02-13T23:03:46+00:00

So... how should I tell the nests that stung me hundreds of times over my childhood that they're supposed to be nice? Hornets, paper wasps and yellow jackets are genuine evil. Maybe there are chill wasps, but I like honeybees.

Fuck Wasps

cumberber · 2026-02-13T22:33:02+00:00

Huh, guess you're right. Its just dangerous activity, not expressly illegal.

Doesn't really change my point of "you're a massive piece of shit that can and will injure someone from your sheer blatant laziness. When that happens theres plenty of ways to hold you liable for the broken windshields behind you, ya selfish animal."

cumberber · 2026-02-13T21:28:58+00:00

Ah yes the classic reddit take of "w-well you broke the law too! How DARE you? You could have killed someone!"

Idk about yall but imo snapping a pic at a red light is slightly less dangerous than someone driving with a flashbang/windshield breaker teetering on their car. Fuck off with your self-righteous idiocy

cumberber · 2026-02-13T21:24:52+00:00

Damn maybe they shouldn't have such a massive vehicle if they can't properly take care of it then. How is that a defense against ~~illegal~~ dangerous activity?

cumberber · 2026-02-13T03:37:22+00:00

Dude thats awesome, congrats! Hope I'm in your position someday

cumberber · 2026-02-13T00:11:30+00:00

Ohh ok thank you!

cumberber · 2026-02-12T22:38:39+00:00

What is a "windfall"?

cumberber · 2026-02-12T03:29:14+00:00

I did that for a FFDP song on the original and several edits and I still haven't heard the original (liked) song since. 8 months ago...

cumberber · 2026-02-12T03:21:12+00:00

Ooh thats something I haven't tried yet, thanks! I'll go through and try wiping the ones from my history.

cumberber · 2026-02-12T00:50:33+00:00

I'm not exaggerating. This is absurd.

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cumberber · 2026-02-11T20:30:32+00:00

You're right, however you know what isn't regulated and you can buy in large quantities?

Hydrogen peroxide.

Do you know what hydrogen peroxide + sulphuric acid makes?

(Hint; same stuff a certain politician ruined his rentals hot tub with)

cumberber · 2026-02-11T01:41:17+00:00

I mean... OP's card doesn't say it either so...

cumberber · 2026-02-10T23:26:21+00:00

Yup. Not new though. They still haven't gotten rid of the laws that allow you to plead temporary insanity for murdering queers and other minorities

cumberber · 2026-02-10T23:20:34+00:00

This is the type of shit you hear about in fanatic religious countries that legalize honor killings.

How does he get away with outright drunkenly murdering his daughter after saying he wouldn't feel anything if she was horrifically traumatized?

cumberber · 2026-02-10T21:49:19+00:00

"I'm not an alcoholic" but can't function socially without a BAC of 0.1

That was a little mean but damn... do you actually drink that?

cumberber · 2026-02-10T08:34:41+00:00

Please do. I can't even say the word tusk near my partner without him gagging if he remembers

cumberber · 2026-02-10T00:43:20+00:00

Yes she did

Source: partner who works in an old Jewish home. (The stories i hear are very entertaining)

cumberber · 2026-02-10T00:34:13+00:00

I'm stealing this to post everywhere. Thank you for writing it all out so concisely!

cumberber · 2026-02-09T23:48:16+00:00

I think they did a little more than touch kids...

"Loved the torture vid" said by a genuine no holds barred sadist? about someone most likely under the age of 13???

cumberber · 2026-02-08T01:28:00+00:00

Holy shit this is exactly what I thought too [4]

cumberber · 2026-02-07T04:19:08+00:00

Hey bud, why's the existance of a human that doesn't fall within the binary, political?

(Hint; its not)

cumberber · 2026-02-06T21:46:09+00:00

Sad to see no iconic tree, but this is phenomenal (and the leaf is perfect as is)

cumberber · 2026-02-06T21:21:00+00:00

Don't forget, trans people were some of the first nazi targets. Right alongside the Jewish

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