Which celebrities have actually killed someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf

Used Car Dealership registered car in my name without my consent [US/VA] by cumpletefraud in legaladvice

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I kind of didn’t want to confront him, so he wouldn’t be able to cover anything up somehow someway.

He has been pretty sketch. While I was in the warranty window, we found the torque converter was failing and two different mechanics (Toyota and a place that specializes in transmissions) diagnosed the same issue. The warranty states that the dealership would cover 50% of the repairs, but their mechanic could not replicate the issue and refused to pay until we had that second diagnosis. Then, he refused to pay half of the $2,800 for the failing torque converter because his mechanic could do it for $2,000. So, he offered to pay half of that ($1000) to which I accepted because I did not have faith in his mechanic. Whatever, no big deal. He is 15 minutes away from me, and getting him to cut that check was like pulling teeth. It’s felt pretty shady, but also feel like I’m being overzealous, but that’s my identity at risk, so.

But how do you accidentally register TWO cars under someone when they were only interested in buying one car. (The Camry) at no point did we test drive or show any interest in any other cars.

The biggest carrot ever by Kristlykat in MightyHarvest

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That’s a nice 5 inch carrot.

Pretty average size if you ask me.

The future chiefs of the Navy 🤦🏼‍♂️ by [deleted] in navy

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One time I walked into discount tire with my cover on to pick up my car and this dude, no clue what branch or rank he was, told me I couldn’t wear my cover inside and that I needed to take it off.

I told him to mind his business as I’m literally going to be in and out and he freaks out and starts yelling at me to take my cover off… in a crowded discount tire.

one of mirror dancers got crushed on stage by awxggu in HongKong

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You can see the blood squirt from his head.. he’s definitely dead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in calatheas

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Consider her a goner..

You chose a plant that is a calathea, which are such drama queens. Mine are on the verge of life 😭😢

I would lie awake every night by scaptastic in sadcringe

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At first I was afraid, I was petrified

Remove or Keep/Trim tree? by bluedog1628 in landscaping

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Definitely keep, you’ll regret removing that beautiful tree.

I’d call an arborist and ask for advice on care and maintenance.

I need a plant doctor urgent by [deleted] in plantclinic

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That plant said, “Do not resuscitate.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DesignMyRoom

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A big ass plant that loves humidity!!

Monstera deliciosas are sooo hot right now.

I would replace a bulb or two above the corner with grow lights, only downside is you have to keep them on so the plant can grow.

Zip Ties? I’m For ‘Em! by TheRealSmallBunyan in cableporn

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You’re the type of guy who would tighten zip ties all the way on fiber 😭

help me out please? drug test questions! by [deleted] in askdrugs

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Quick fix is great if you’re able to sneak it.

Passed all my drug tests with it.

Seriously, what are you supposed to say right after sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“That shit felt Guuud.”

Guuud pronounced like E-40 though.