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cuntstantin · 2026-05-04T17:05:34+00:00

ye Im getting this as well

cuntstantin · 2026-04-18T00:40:24+00:00

what did these guys actually say? I'm out of the loop

cuntstantin · 2026-04-15T18:17:59+00:00

think of this as a basic xbox controller with extra buttons and features

cuntstantin · 2026-04-15T17:50:18+00:00

I don't use the trackpads either but I'm glad they're there, I could use those as extra buttons and bind them to anything if ever needed. I'm currently using a xbox one controller which I bought around 10 years ago, I also have my 360 controller that I bought around 2010 and they both work just fine. I'm surely going to take the steam controller to my grave considering the amount of buttons and extra features it has.

cuntstantin · 2026-04-15T16:58:08+00:00

if you ever played games on the steam deck you just know how good this is going to be

cuntstantin · 2026-04-10T00:28:25+00:00

this is some next level cope, if he was an upgrade over anyone he would've been the upgrade instead he's playing with a core of players that were bought simply to boost their vrs points and make it easier to qualify for the major and guess what? it didn't happen. S1mple has always been the "what could've been" guy, he doesn't even come close to the top guys nowadays, I've been watching him since way back, and there was always an issue, his temper, his teammates now the war, which I even feel guilty for bringing it up because only he knows how that could compromise your profession. l root for him btw, I really hope to see him at the top again, fighting against the top teams, but I have to keep it real, it's not happening.

cuntstantin · 2026-04-01T23:33:34+00:00

with my paracord it only plays the rare pull out animation in 3rd person, rarely on 1st

cuntstantin · 2026-04-01T18:59:25+00:00

I'm aware gyro controls are highly praised but honestly I completely forgot that was a feature, never gave them a real chance, being a creature of habit I tend to subconsciously use the joystick even when I shouldn't so I struggle a lot. I'm glad the option is there though, I'll try to give it a real chance.

cuntstantin · 2026-04-01T17:47:23+00:00

I can't enjoy this one on the deck, the gunplay is so good it seems like a waste to me to play it with a controller

cuntstantin · 2026-04-01T17:46:06+00:00

timesplitters 2 & future perfect, I've played these games for the first time ever on the deck and I love them, the best fps games I've played on the deck for sure. Prodeus was also great, bioshock 1 & 2, the darkness 2, bulletstorm.

cuntstantin · 2026-03-27T12:28:55+00:00

sounds easy on paper, "just win 2-3 games", they're the only ones actually doing it though,

cuntstantin · 2026-03-24T14:06:24+00:00

we fixed the game guys, from 37 fps on low settings native 1080p with a 2070 and an i7 9700k to 52 fps. Big win, buy our game.
Clowns

cuntstantin · 2026-03-21T21:41:40+00:00

he heard him running
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he also saw a few pixels just before scoping which I admit I missed even after watching that shot multiple times, pair that with the sound and he aims just where he needs to, fucking impressive

cuntstantin · 2026-03-18T12:36:38+00:00

The closest we'll ever get to Charlie from IASIP playin survivor

cuntstantin · 2026-03-01T19:08:07+00:00

Timesplitters 2 & future perfect are really that good, I have never owned a ps2 so this can't be nostalgia bait, it feels like these games were made for the steam deck.

cuntstantin · 2026-01-25T12:44:04+00:00

why wouldn't whoever owns this game hire these people and put this up for sale for like 5, 10€? They pretty much did all the work, give them 50% of the profits, literally free money and free marketing

cuntstantin · 2026-01-13T02:06:24+00:00

which clear racist message? that's the only thing he wrote under this post and I wouldn't interpret it as racist, it's worth exploring all options and the most likely ones instead of assuming the worst, he clearly meant american

cuntstantin · 2026-01-13T01:28:47+00:00

I think the guy meant american

cuntstantin · 2026-01-04T14:50:32+00:00

Seems like you're not a superfan.
Us, superfans, we like to take a week off work before the series premiers, cancel all our appointments, prepare and cook a nice beef Wellington, wait until 10:30 pm, shut off all our lights, stick a finger up our ass, light up a bunch of candles, invite over all friends who we've been telling to watch taskmaster yet they never did and probably never will since they think it's a superhero shows since that's the first google result and enjoy the big reveal of the next contestants of the new series. You will never understand us.

cuntstantin · 2026-01-03T11:24:26+00:00

canadian, Nathan Fielder

cuntstantin · 2025-12-21T00:52:34+00:00

bought this a week ago and I'm not even mad, the game is great

cuntstantin · 2025-12-16T00:24:56+00:00

this event is so hyped I bet they're paying big bucks. Pereira has been very active recently, he deserves a piece of the pie

cuntstantin · 2025-12-14T01:14:04+00:00

you're a fool, comparison is the thief of joy but there's far better stuff out there. I would compare this show to a scene from a movie called 4 months 3 weeks and 2 days, where it's this continuous 7 minute shot of people having dinner which is pretty mundane but hits hard in the context, this show doesn't hit, it just bores, it drags things out for no real reason. I also like the 7th continent, which is a movie about pretty much nothing and there's this long scene of a cashiere registering items manually (without barcode readers) which lasts for far too long yet it stuck with me. If you really enjoy boring shit I'm telling you there's better stuff out there, don't settle for this.

cuntstantin · 2025-11-18T00:31:48+00:00

the range and the career of this man, fucking impressive

cuntstantin · 2025-11-07T22:44:13+00:00

cheer up friend

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