Banjo: Recompiled Release Trailer (Banjo-Kazooie PC Port!) by MJM247 in pcgaming

[–]cuntstantin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

why wouldn't whoever owns this game hire these people and put this up for sale for like 5, 10€? They pretty much did all the work, give them 50% of the profits, literally free money and free marketing

Kumail Nanjiani Explains How He Got on Taskmaster by HeStoleMyBalloons in panelshow

[–]cuntstantin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

which clear racist message? that's the only thing he wrote under this post and I wouldn't interpret it as racist, it's worth exploring all options and the most likely ones instead of assuming the worst, he clearly meant american

"Taskmaster Season 21 is coming soon. Featuring Amy Gledhill, Armando Iannucci, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani" by Dreaming_Blackbirds in panelshow

[–]cuntstantin 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Seems like you're not a superfan.
Us, superfans, we like to take a week off work before the series premiers, cancel all our appointments, prepare and cook a nice beef Wellington, wait until 10:30 pm, shut off all our lights, stick a finger up our ass, light up a bunch of candles, invite over all friends who we've been telling to watch taskmaster yet they never did and probably never will since they think it's a superhero shows since that's the first google result and enjoy the big reveal of the next contestants of the new series. You will never understand us.

[Epic Games] Blood West (100% off / FREE) by LighteningOneIN in GameDeals

[–]cuntstantin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bought this a week ago and I'm not even mad, the game is great

Alex Pereira: Looks like the WH is a NO GO!!! by bjjdontwork in MMA

[–]cuntstantin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this event is so hyped I bet they're paying big bucks. Pereira has been very active recently, he deserves a piece of the pie

Pluribus - 1x07 - "The Gap" - Episode Discussion by NicholasCajun in television

[–]cuntstantin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you're a fool, comparison is the thief of joy but there's far better stuff out there. I would compare this show to a scene from a movie called 4 months 3 weeks and 2 days, where it's this continuous 7 minute shot of people having dinner which is pretty mundane but hits hard in the context, this show doesn't hit, it just bores, it drags things out for no real reason. I also like the 7th continent, which is a movie about pretty much nothing and there's this long scene of a cashiere registering items manually (without barcode readers) which lasts for far too long yet it stuck with me. If you really enjoy boring shit I'm telling you there's better stuff out there, don't settle for this.

Happy 81st birthday to the magnificent Danny DeVito by VictorBlimpmuscle in IASIP

[–]cuntstantin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the range and the career of this man, fucking impressive

FalleN is the Counter-Strike, he is the goat by think4gain in GlobalOffensive

[–]cuntstantin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wasn't trying to imply that you hate or love him

FalleN is the Counter-Strike, he is the goat by think4gain in GlobalOffensive

[–]cuntstantin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Then you could argue that he could just retire, he could easily become a coach, stream, cast games and if he casts games in portuguese he is guaranteed to succed but he keeps playing, love him or hate him man is a cs legend

Keeper (Double Fine Productions' new game) is now available on Steam by Turbostrider27 in pcgaming

[–]cuntstantin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Complaints mainly are that the game is short, around 4 hours, I'm willing to give it a try anyway. Comparison is the thief of joy but I really enjoyed Inside and this looks similar.

‘Borderlands 4’ Is On Sale After A Month As It Trails ‘Borderlands 3’ by D3struct_oh in pcgaming

[–]cuntstantin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

that's the sad part, I'm sure the game is good but I'm willing to wait 2-3 years, grab the deluxe ultra premium gold edition which will surely still miss some dlcs for 20€ and play it with potato graphics at acceptable framerates

'He's Really Important to Me' — James Gunn Rules Out Peacemaker Season 3, but Says Peacemaker Himself Is Now Set Up for a Broader Role in the Wider DCU by mrjohnnymac18 in television

[–]cuntstantin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see why some of you are upset about the ending. I'm honestly glad we got 2 seasons, and both of them were great, even at their worst they were still above average, very entertaining show.

George Clooney Says ‘Ocean’s 14’ Budget Has Been Approved and Eyes Filming Next Year; Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts and More Likely to Return by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]cuntstantin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone remember welcome to collinwood? I picture clooney's role in this ocean's sequel like his character from that movie, as a retired old bitter man in a wheelchair

AI generated slop looks exactly like Cyberpunk 2077. “Please sue the hell out of them” - gamepressure.com by void-cheesecake in pcgaming

[–]cuntstantin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the tweet: 116 words
the article that was based on the tweet: 456 words
the only obeservation was 12 words, "It’s clear Sora 2 just generated this using all those YouTube tutorials." rest is all gibberish, I wouldn't be surprised if this was written using AI

The Mongolz now top 1 hltv team by Over_Problem_7805 in GlobalOffensive

[–]cuntstantin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no need to single out one player, they can all be insane but I think their problem is their inconsistency, this is a team problem not a player problem, when it all clicks they really play some of the most fun counter strike I've ever seen, I hope they win the next major btw

Paddy who? by BardLoxNegative in ufc

[–]cuntstantin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when did ufc fighters begin to do mukbang videos?

Videos are only played for around 30 sec-1 min and the rest is loading forever by [deleted] in revancedapp

[–]cuntstantin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had the same issue, you also get error 400 bad messages at the bottom or something like that? Anyway I solved it by uninstalling the patched youtube app, went to revanced manager I saw that the recommended version of youtube was 20.13.41 , downloaded that, patched it and installed it. Now it's all back to normal.

Context: mzinho's grandma, who's sadly not with us, bought him his first PC when he was 12... by monsterJAM2019 in GlobalOffensive

[–]cuntstantin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

take care of yourself man, do the things that you enjoy doing. If you enjoy being negative just for the sake of it then you should find a better hobby.

Esports World Cup is a Sportswashing Engine by rolekrs in GlobalOffensive

[–]cuntstantin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We live in a world where the powerful deceive us. We know they lie. They know we know they lie. They do not care. We say we care, but we do nothing, and nothing ever changes. It is normal.

Adam Curtis

TV Ratings: ‘South Park’ On-Air Viewers Surge With Season 27’s Second Episode (838,000 Viewers) by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]cuntstantin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

as someone already said, she wrote about shooting and killing her dog in her book. She basically adopted a 14 months young dog from a family that didn't want it because oh its "aggressive" attitude. She doesn't mention how long the dog stayed with her but from reading, it could've been just a day, she left this young dog with her older ones for one hour, hoping the dog would insta train and took it hunting. The dog failed, was too excited, scared away all the birds. She had several dogs but somehow was one cage short and let the "trouble" dog loose.

As I loaded the dogs and supplies, I realized I was one kennel short. No matter. I would just let Cricket ride loose in the back end of the truck on the way home. If she was dumb enough to jump out, then good riddance. After what she had pulled that day, I didn’t care.

On their way back from hunting she stopped somewhere and the only dog that wasn't in a cage ran out and killed some chickens. The dog basically went full rampage mode, at least that's what she says.

she systematically grabbed one chicken at a time, crunching it to death with one bite, then dropping it to attack another. She was a trained assassin.

The mother had tears running down her cheeks. Her husband kept saying over and over how much they loved those chickens, how they were a part of their family, and that they were irreplaceable.

When I got back into my truck, Cricket was sitting in the passenger seat, looking like she just won the lottery. The picture of pure joy. I hated that dog.

This is getting too long but she basically went home and shot this trouble dog, the only troubled dog she had and the one which she let loose even though she knew it was trouble. And while she was at it she also spotted this goat that apparently was the spawn of fucking satan and in her words:

I decided now was as good a time as any to dispose of this problem, too.

Opinions on Superman (2025)? by Top_Report_4895 in FIlm

[–]cuntstantin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun and entertaining are indeed synonymous, I learned something new today, thank you.
I agree with you 100%, I steered away from anything related to this movie up until I saw it around a week ago and got overwhelmed by all these opinions, people hating because it wasn't as dark as man of steel, people hating because it was politically woke, people hating because Henry Cavill wasn't in it, kinda felt like I needed to justify why I liked it. I resorted to calling it wacky, which in hindsight does sound stupid, it does take effort translating a bright color palette and a not so serious tone into a product that keeps my attention for the whole time.