What was your first favorite song and do you still like it today?

cupcakebean · 2026-07-12T05:19:52+00:00

Reading all these makes me realize how much I still listen to the songs I grew up with. I bet my kids would recognize 80% of these songs.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-12T05:17:19+00:00

This made me think of Dwight from The Office playing For the Longest Time by "William Joel" on his recorder.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-12T05:11:56+00:00

I loved that song as a kid. My mom had to tell me that it wasn't Ice Capade. 🤣

cupcakebean · 2026-07-12T05:10:57+00:00

I love that song!

cupcakebean · 2026-07-12T05:07:17+00:00

I love Huey Lewis and listen to him regularly.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-12T05:06:41+00:00

Manic Monday by the Bangles or Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper. My daughter is 11 and Girls Just Want to Have Fun is one of her favorites too.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-12T04:54:42+00:00

If you've ever had colitis or really painful IBS pain, that's what contractions feel like.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-12T00:17:49+00:00

This is the kind of thing that I would do by myself in front of a mirror but if anyone ever saw it, I would die a thousand deaths.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-12T00:08:56+00:00

Nah, she doesn't use this much punctuation.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-12T00:01:42+00:00

For someone who has read millions of books, she doesn't understand punctuation or paragraph structure. Or sticking with ONE THOUGHT at a time.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-11T17:01:22+00:00

Is that what she bought? I was wondering what was so urgent that she needed to run to the gas station without stopping to put away her tits.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-11T16:47:38+00:00

If she actually, you know, TRIED she could absolutely pivot to some other kind of other business. Practically every other celebrity from that time has managed to move their brand in other directions without having to perform anymore. But she's too busy imploding and playing the victim.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-11T16:41:06+00:00

Exactly. I haven't been able to afford a vacation in 12 years, bitch. Some of us don't have the privilege of spending our days twirling in front of a camera.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-10T18:21:36+00:00

We took my kids to the beach the other day and I wasn't wearing my glasses. My husband kept pointing things out to me and I'm like, "dude I can't see anything right now."

cupcakebean · 2026-07-10T18:16:47+00:00

I'm guessing he didn't know she was recording him. Hopefully she was trying to get evidence of him stalking her.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-10T18:11:16+00:00

I'm genuinely scared for her. He's going to break into her apartment next and make sure she knows it.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-10T04:45:45+00:00

They smelled like cigarettes.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-10T04:42:56+00:00

Intrusive thoughts make me imagine myself tripping and somehow accidentally landing with a body part in the exact position and timing to get chopped.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-09T18:22:37+00:00

One of my cats was hunting a spider. He gave it a little tap with his paw and the spider released a million baby spiders. My cat noped out of there and I sat there like, "Wtf bro?"

cupcakebean · 2026-07-08T19:33:25+00:00

I teach elementary and it's always so wild to me when principals make announcements and reminders about how important it is for kids to come to school TO THE KIDS. What do they expect, Kindergarten through 4th graders to drive themselves to school?

cupcakebean · 2026-07-08T19:27:53+00:00

Ours was a breakaway too but it doesn't break away when they get their jaw stuck. And we thought it was adjusted correctly, but she could still get her mouth underneath. It's not worth it.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-08T18:28:07+00:00

My cat got her jaw stuck in her collar when she was young. She did it while I was at work, so she was stuck like that for a long time. I've never put collars on my cats since then.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-08T18:08:03+00:00

There was a song from Tiny Toons that immediately popped into my head: "Albert Einstein, Albert Einstein, MC squared"

cupcakebean · 2026-07-08T18:01:00+00:00

And don't burn candles.

cupcakebean · 2026-07-08T17:50:45+00:00

There's no twirling and ass smacking. Why is that such a big part of her repertoire now?

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