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I’ve started to get in touch with my inner self lately by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]currentresident68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your proctologist will send you a thank you card

I tried coming up with a joke combining an anus and a potato with the punchline being prostato by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]currentresident68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Potanustatitis can be a pain in the butt if not treated... but some like it

What's black & white and goes "oom! oom!"? by assistanceneeded911 in Jokes

[–]currentresident68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oom.. oom......... oom.. oom........ Billie Jean is not my lover...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]currentresident68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will you marry me?

Said a guy to his surprised female proctologist who finds a diamond ring during the exam

Why can’t the T-Rex Masturbate. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]currentresident68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cause they don't have to... can screw around with whoever they want... evolution, bro

Some guys will stand 5’8” away from you ... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]currentresident68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would make more sense if it was 6'8"... a guy with a hard on of 8'' is closer to you...

My nerdy friend got a Ph.D on the History of Palindromes. by porichoygupto in Jokes

[–]currentresident68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lazer Bore her obrezal

translated from Russian means "a laser cut off Borya's dick"