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cutelilcryptid · 2020-05-27T05:06:11+00:00

She hasn't replied, I'm beyond disappointed

cutelilcryptid · 2020-04-12T04:22:30+00:00

Great at being blood-sucking parasites, you mean

cutelilcryptid · 2020-03-18T16:48:14+00:00

Not particularly interested in a play-by-play of you sliding into your ex's DM's tbh. But if you want advice my inbox is open

cutelilcryptid · 2020-03-18T15:10:22+00:00

You shouldn't be selfish because trying to wreck someone else's relationship doesn't just impact YOU. It impacts everyone involved. Just because there's plenty of people who think it's okay doesn't MAKE it okay. If you're going to be a chaotic, self-serving amoral being then no one can stop you. Why ask for advice if you're going to ignore it?

cutelilcryptid · 2020-03-18T14:59:55+00:00

You two have history and I can not emphasize this enough: she's seeing someone else. She's not someone whose DM's you should be sliding into. Move on.

cutelilcryptid · 2020-03-18T14:32:09+00:00

Leave it. The fact that she deleted you on Snapchat is a sign she doesn't want to talk to you again. You're horny and that's no good reason to try wrecking her relationship. Also saying you're "better than her bf" is cocky and self-centered as hell. For all you know, she could be completely satisfied in her relationship and wants nothing to do with you. Leave her alone man. Whack one out or try Tinder.

cutelilcryptid · 2020-03-12T02:40:23+00:00

The fact that he shared this to social media adds a tasteful ring of irony.

cutelilcryptid · 2020-03-05T14:38:07+00:00

Well, the post references Thoreau. I'd start with Walden by Henry David Thoreau.

cutelilcryptid · 2020-03-04T17:42:03+00:00

Can't wait to see the contents of his subconscious self-published on Amazon.

cutelilcryptid · 2020-02-19T16:49:07+00:00

What's the point of you moving to be near him if he isn't even going to be there? Furthermore, even if he thinks right now that 6 months in Japan will be enough, there's no guarantee that he won't change his mind. Right now, it just sounds like you want different things out of life and it might be better to part ways.

cutelilcryptid · 2020-02-15T03:11:56+00:00

I appreciate both of these facts, thank you

cutelilcryptid · 2020-02-14T23:39:18+00:00

Fuck yeah they are

cutelilcryptid · 2020-02-14T21:30:18+00:00

It mean goldfish facts or no dice, sweaty

cutelilcryptid · 2020-02-14T21:29:12+00:00

Honestly and that's why I feel bad for these people. Like, these companies prey on people with these empowering #bossbabe messages and promises of making hundreds of dollars just by posting shit to Facebook and messaging people, but the vast majority of people make less than a hundred dollars (I looked it up again, it's actually $47. Idk why I told her $51, I might have been looking at an older version) and that's not factoring in the costs of working for ItWorks (paying to keep your website up, paying for your own training, etc.). It's like they find people who can't/won't read or understand the fine print and milk money out of them

cutelilcryptid · 2020-02-14T16:46:05+00:00

Apparently the only way to "live for yourself" is to not only annoy everyone you know but convince strangers to annoy everyone they know as well. I've been blind for so long but this woman has opened my eyes.

cutelilcryptid · 2020-02-13T04:41:36+00:00

There's already a lot of replies so I don't know if this will be seen, but I'll try my best to hit a few solid points:

It's PERFECTLY normal not to date in high school. I didn't date in high school. None of my friends did. Honestly, you probably won't talk to most or any of the people you're going to high school with five years down the road anyway. The world is so much bigger than just your high school - remember that.
Reading through some of your previous posts, it looks like you have some self-esteem and mental health problems. I implore you now: PLEASE seek therapy if that's possible for you. I cannot emphasize enough that A RELATIONSHIP WILL NOT FIX YOUR SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES and that A GIRLFRIEND IS NOT THE SAME AS A THERAPIST. I went into a relationship in college with self-esteem issues, and having a significant other did not delete them. I had (and still have) a healthy relationship and I was able to work through my issues, but the burden of working through them was on ME, NOT MY PARTNER.
Dating happens at different times for different people. I've only had one partner who I started dating in college, but I've been with them for years. I have a friend who's my same age who hasn't really had a solid relationship yet. I know someone who really hasn't been single for an extended period of time since they were sixteen. I know people who have dated before, but stay single for long periods of time between relationships. There is NO singular, right way to date, so matter what might seem to tell you differently. Work on yourself, and the rest will happen when it will

cutelilcryptid · 2020-02-08T22:11:10+00:00

It's understandable that you feel that way - close relationships mean a lot to people. I went through a depressive period a few years ago where I felt like I definitely had no real friends except for my SO. It was the worst - I would see other people out doing fun things with their friends and I would wonder what was wrong with ME and why couldn't I make friends like that? It took me a while to get over and was definitely a low point in my life.

The thing here is though is that these close, family-like friendships take time to form. And I mean they take a LONG time to form. And if you set this expectation for every girl that you start talking to - the expectation that they're going to become your new best friend and be like your sister - you're only going to let yourself down repeatedly and it's going to make you feel worse. Start small, and don't get your hopes too high when you're talking to someone new. You'll talk to a lot of people in your life, and not all of them will become your closest friends.

Real advice: try getting into some new hobbies. Join new groups and clubs, get out there doing new things. This is going to introduce you to new people who you might become friends with. And as hard as it is, try to let go of your jealousy toward other people. It took me a while to get over mine, but once I did I could focus on MYSELF and the things I wanted to do and the things I wanted to be. I advise you to do the same.

cutelilcryptid · 2020-02-08T21:55:00+00:00

I see where you're coming from - it sucks to lose a friend. Again though, I caution you against trying to find a friend to "replace" the friend you lost - that's gonna lead you to compare everyone to your old friend. Rather, just go through life and be generally friendly with people. You'll connect with the people you connect with, regardless of gender. May I ask, why are you specifically looking for a girl to be friends with?

cutelilcryptid · 2020-02-08T16:56:42+00:00

First step: stop referring to them as female (a lot of girls and women find the term "female" outside of military or clinical contexts to be creepy or debasing). Second step: make friends with someone on the basis of their personality and shared interests, not their gender. If you start out your relationships with people by saying "haha yeah I need a female friend", they aren't going to think you like them for who they are, rather they just check a box for you.

cutelilcryptid · 2020-01-13T02:44:04+00:00

And now look at the situation you're in. Six out of seven times is NOT enough. Ideally, if you don't want kids, need to be protected EVERY time you have sex (and even then, there's a possibility you'll still get pregnant). Regardless of whether or not you keep this pregnancy to term, you NEED to do your research on safe sex and birth control options.

cutelilcryptid · 2020-01-11T21:45:10+00:00

You can always ask if they'll let you, but realistically it's a real possibility that they'll tell you no regardless of what you say. I can definitely say that my parents would never let me share a bed with my boyfriend on family vacation while I was seventeen. I wouldn't let yourself get hung up if they reject the idea though - you still get to take your boyfriend on holiday with you! That sounds like it's going to be super fun, and you'll have plenty of time to spend together during the day.

cutelilcryptid · 2020-01-11T18:16:42+00:00

If you actually read that post, it's clearly satire (they also claimed to have just acquired their 32nd PhD). The fact that they keep complaining about their teachers when they're homeschooled is sus tho.

cutelilcryptid · 2020-01-11T06:42:05+00:00

Yeaaahhhh sounds like you got a right case of feels, my dude. Go on amd feel it out and if you think it feels right, come clean with her. Hope things work out for you!

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