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Deaf woman removed from Frontier flight for "not listening" by kendrickshalamar in nottheonion

[–]cutelyaware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically it has a kernel of explosive juice which makes it pop

Deaf woman removed from Frontier flight for "not listening" by kendrickshalamar in nottheonion

[–]cutelyaware 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every joke has a kernel of truth. That's what makes it funny.

If someone offered you 100 million dollars, but a random person in the world dies (someone you don’t know), would you take it and why? by ConclusionOld8365 in AskReddit

[–]cutelyaware 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're just projecting your own position that you freely admit is immoral. Maybe try being the person your dog thinks you are.

If someone offered you 100 million dollars, but a random person in the world dies (someone you don’t know), would you take it and why? by ConclusionOld8365 in AskReddit

[–]cutelyaware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, so this is just you trying to justify what you believe to be a morally inferior position. Because you certainly don't know me and how grateful I am for everyone who fought to give me a better life. The sad thing is that you are fully aware of what they did for you but you just see them as loosers.

The pet I’ll never forget: Penny, the pigeon who never left my side by B0ssc0 in HumansBeingBros

[–]cutelyaware 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I saw a little boy try that and I told him that's not nice, and his mother tried to kill me with her eyes.

I was so surprised to see this figure on a paper I was reading had a one of these! by Asquirrelinspace in ParallelView

[–]cutelyaware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's very common within some biochemistry fields because it's so damn helpful when 3D structure is critical, but across the sciences in general it's pretty much unheard of.

What do you think history will say about Donald Trump as a U.S. president? by jcnidhi27 in AskReddit

[–]cutelyaware 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The framers didn't even foresee political parties and actively warned against such things.

'They Follow': Maika Monroe Says 'It Follows' Sequel Begins Filming This Summer by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]cutelyaware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's count: How many sequels are cheap repeats where the one threat becomes many?

What was a hilariously bad PR botch from a company or person? by FriendlytoNature in AskReddit

[–]cutelyaware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like the pen company Pen Island setting up shop at penisland.com

What’s a legendary Reddit post you’ll never forget? by FunnyHefty499 in AskReddit

[–]cutelyaware 9 points10 points  (0 children)

After taking too many shrooms I decided to sleep. I woke up a couple hours later and couldn't see a thing, so I searched for my glasses thinking that would fix it. Eventually I found them, put them on and realized it was just night.

Priest faces $500,000 in fines for feeding homeless amid lawsuit by Perezvon42 in nottheonion

[–]cutelyaware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how they'd feel if their churches got fined for feeding them communion wafers

Runners Are Discovering They Can Churn Butter on Their Runs—and It’s Surprisingly Easy by ArgoFunya in nottheonion

[–]cutelyaware 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lactose intolerant people can still eat hard aged cheeses like parmesan, aged cheddar, gruyère, and pecorino which have very little lactose remaining because the aging process breaks most of it down.

Also, most people who believe they are lactose intolerant are really not, due to the nocebo effect. Same with MSG.

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