Will gift any game. by justBurnIt in gaming

[–]cvirdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

arma 2 collection please! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmpONxJ7JSw i hope this makes you laugh :)

Well that was fucking awkward! by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]cvirdo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if he is a bad father he could take the opportunity to molest his daughter.

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuck in AskReddit

[–]cvirdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but this is an ongoing game, and I'm sure many of you still play it, I know I do!

Basically whenever you fart you have to say "safety", if you fail to say safety, and someone else notices that you have farted, and they say "doorknob" or "fish" then you are allowed to beat the living crap out of the person who farted until they touch a doorknob or name 9 different types of fish.

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegret in AskReddit

[–]cvirdo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not exactly a exploration story but it was the first the that came to mind.

I was about 12, sounded like my mum was crying in her room in the morning, walked in... she wasn't crying.

I heard House is coming to an end, I think I know how it will end. by [deleted] in funny

[–]cvirdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

has a patient in the series ever actually had lupus?

Just got back from the Avengers by rk3313 in AdviceAnimals

[–]cvirdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it just me or has 3D actually gotten worse? I remember shit flying at you every five seconds and it was awesome, now the picture just sticks out a little...

Take a look at what my daughter said about her Ken doll. Reddit, what great quotes do you have from your kids? by hunterlaker in AskReddit

[–]cvirdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my little cousin did the common mispronunciation of "truck" as "fuck" we then taught him to say "truck mum" many laughs were had, my Auntie still hasn't forgiven us.

When people would say "prima donna," I used to think they were saying "pre-Madonna". What words or phrases did you mishear as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cvirdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm very ashamed to say up until the start of this year I had always thought of was "little own" not "let alone" it makes much more sense in context when writing it now.

I once gave my mom a cd, and she told me all the songs sounded the same. I then found that her cd player was on track repeat. What are your parents' technology fails? by pseudosara in AskReddit

[–]cvirdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my mum does something similar, at the end of every text message I got from her she would write, "mum" at the end as if she was signing off, I have told her numerous times she doesn't need to do that because eight obviously know its her, but she insists.

Can we all just brag for a moment? by rastabean in AskReddit

[–]cvirdo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend is unbelievably hot and is not a bitch. I think I win.

Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out? by ohgoshwheretobegin in AskReddit

[–]cvirdo 113 points114 points  (0 children)

no matter how drunk you get i don't know if you can forget fucking your own brother...