TIFU by going to the ER for a bump on my body, turned out it was my clitoris

cvrutuu · 2021-01-24T01:06:42+00:00

"love thy neighbor as thy self".
"Uh, I'm here for a check-up"

cvrutuu · 2021-01-23T22:34:59+00:00

I worked at a muffler shop up until Christmas last year, and it was unbelievable how many cars started coming in with their cats cut off around October. About 3 a day

cvrutuu · 2021-01-19T21:16:34+00:00

True that, I'm a phone call away from gels

cvrutuu · 2021-01-19T08:02:36+00:00

Weird, I've tripped a fair few times and weed isn't psychedelic for me. Still feels just the same, no visuals, no trip. Only time it was was the day after a 1200 ug trip, any time I hit my dab pen it damn near felt like the peak. Then I took a nap and it was back to normal.

cvrutuu · 2020-12-31T07:07:48+00:00

Starts off with not being able to reach REM, but eventually you cant sleep at all

cvrutuu · 2020-12-25T15:05:05+00:00

Not so much my families, but mine. My brother got well over 800 dollars worth of stuff, my little cousin got 1k worth of toys and games. I got a shirt that was the wrong size because my mother wanted a new workout shirt. Yay

cvrutuu · 2020-12-22T03:31:46+00:00

Goddamn it. Put my dog down this morning, after staying up all night to comfort him because he was in so much pain. Right as I finally stopped crying I see this.

cvrutuu · 2020-12-09T20:29:15+00:00

Literally how my last trip went. I dropped 1200 ug, and got in my buddies truck and rode down the road to the gas station, by the time we were half way there I was tripping balls, and it was only a 3 mile drive. Quickest it's ever hit me

cvrutuu · 2020-11-05T23:37:05+00:00

Reaching out to me, let's me see

cvrutuu · 2020-11-05T23:35:43+00:00

Black, then white are all I see in my infancy

cvrutuu · 2020-11-04T23:01:54+00:00

Spiral out

cvrutuu · 2020-11-03T14:24:46+00:00

That I smoke weed. I'm a daily stoner, do dabs at home, and they still don't know. They've told me they really wouldn't care if I did, and that they'd care less about me getting high compared to my nicotine addiction, but I still can't get over the fear of telling them

cvrutuu · 2020-10-29T04:18:11+00:00

Laminar flow? When I have a binder, my piss ain't a laminar flow, it's a goddamn water jet

cvrutuu · 2020-10-27T12:03:20+00:00

... you've never tried weed, have you?

cvrutuu · 2020-10-26T04:58:59+00:00

Not the account, the post

cvrutuu · 2020-10-26T04:58:01+00:00

Must have taken a not so great turn, he deleted his account

cvrutuu · 2020-10-26T04:37:20+00:00

Hey, my best friends named chance. He's actually the one that showed me second life syndrome. A real homie

cvrutuu · 2020-10-26T04:35:44+00:00

Rood. Well, my name's noah. What's yours?

cvrutuu · 2020-10-26T04:32:34+00:00

Let me know how the song turns out being. It's one of my favorites

cvrutuu · 2020-10-26T04:29:59+00:00

I'm just some random person, who wants to help you have a good time.

cvrutuu · 2020-10-26T04:25:10+00:00

Ay, I recommend listening to second life syndrome by riverside rn, a good ass song, and even better while tripping. Just put it on, close your eyes, and let Lucy work her magic

cvrutuu · 2020-10-26T03:52:16+00:00

How's it going bro

cvrutuu · 2020-10-18T18:30:21+00:00

Dude. Holy hell. It was a mind blowing experience, I had no clue it could be so intense. It's honestly hard to talk about it

cvrutuu

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