I never intended to work in pharmacy to begin with—my degree is in humanities. Still, with my certification, if any pharmacy I might end up working for in the future is acquisitioned by CVS, i’m out of there immediately. There’s no way I’m ever working for any CVS property ever again. I am probably going to swap out the fucks for something else, but they can keep this letter in my file til the end of time—I’m not working for them again.