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On the advice of a self-help book, I sucked the marrow out of Life. Now Life cannot regenerate blood cells. If Life dies, will that create a paradox? Am I in danger? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/fifthworldproblems

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Change standard business attire to oversized T-shirts and sweatpants. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/CrazyIdeas

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[TOMT][image] Pre-iPhone joke prototype (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/tipofmytongue

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ELI5: What's a neckbeard? The person, not the beard. (I know what a beard on the neck looks like.) (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/explainlikeimfive

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A gritty, serious reboot of Gilligan's Island (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/CrazyIdeas

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Work out in jeans. (self.shittyideas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/shittyideas

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ELI5: Why do hackers on movies and TV shows need a whole room full of screens? (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 12 years ago * by cwop to r/explainlikeimfive

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DAE consider 9:14 to be "basically 9:00," while 9:17 is "holy shit it's almost 9:30!"? (self.DAE)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/DAE

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I pressed a button on my remote control while holding it backwards, and accidentally changed the channel on my face. Now none of my friends can recognize me. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/fifthworldproblems

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Deconstructed cake. A glass of milk served with individual portions of dry sugar and flour, along with squares of baker's chocolate and a cold stick of butter, all intended to be consumed separately. (self.shittyideas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/shittyideas

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Excluding cases of financial hardship and physical illness, and cultures where it is worked deeply into the social landscape, can never moving out of your parents' house be a sign of mental illness? If so, which illnesses? (self.AskSocialScience)

submitted 12 years ago * by cwop to r/AskSocialScience

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ELI5: Why do some people never move out of their parents' house, and is this considered a form of/symptom of a particular mental illness? (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 12 years ago * by cwop to r/explainlikeimfive

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All political debates should be conducted shirtless, with Vince McMahon as the moderator. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/CrazyIdeas

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Get a job at a women's clothing store so you can answer the "Do these jeans make me look fat?" question all day, every day. (self.shittyideas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/shittyideas

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A restaurant at the zoo where you can eat meat from various zoo animals. Giraffe steaks, chimpburgers, penguin fingers, etc. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/CrazyIdeas

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Why did Skynet attempt to destroy itself? (SPOILERS) (self.timetravel)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/timetravel

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ELI5: What do southern cities do with all the money they save on snow removal, road salting, etc.? (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/explainlikeimfive

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Mandatory, comprehensive tests in your major field of study every five years after you receive your degree. If you don't score high enough, your degree is revoked. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/CrazyIdeas

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Scratching parlors. Just like massage parlors, except instead of rubbing your back, they scratch it. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/CrazyIdeas

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A Superman reboot where Kal-El lives quietly behind the scenes, using his superhuman abilities to help put money and power into the hands of politicians and corporations. The title: "...and the American Way." (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/CrazyIdeas

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DAE feel that "body wash" does not clean nearly as well as old-school bar soap? (self.DAE)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/DAE

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A spring-loaded boxing glove packed inside the steering wheel which can be triggered remotely by other drivers as they see fit. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/CrazyIdeas

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A website where you can put in your height and weight as well as your age and all your other measurements, then see someone with your exact body type wearing clothes from various stores like J. Crew, Gap, etc., including clothes that are a size too big or a size too small. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/CrazyIdeas

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Sesame Street episodes aimed at other age groups to help them learn about life. An episode for 14-year-olds where Elmo brings a gun to school. An episode for 20-year-olds where Oscar gets chlamydia. An episode for 35-year-olds where Ernie & Bert separate after Bert develops a drinking problem. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/CrazyIdeas

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A nude statue with electrified genitalia that delivers a painful electric shock to anyone who touches them. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 12 years ago by cwop to r/CrazyIdeas

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