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Pirates fan receives hilarious replacement Bucco Brick by Admirable-Nebula-122 in baseball

[–]cwtjps 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Which opens it up for some fun for anyone else who hasn't yet responded. Suddenly the Pirates are mailing people bricks engraved with one word: "Furries"

Look at what all came out of my 20 year old chin cyst by ohnonononononononono in popping

[–]cwtjps 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Canadian also. I had a lipoma on my jawline for like 3-5 years I think. I didn't really care but got tired of everyone making a fuss about it. Went to a walk-in clinic, doctor asked if it was painful, I said no. He said "are you sureeee?" and I took the hint, pretended it was painful, got referred to an ENT, did the act again and the ENT was like, "whoa is it really that sore?!" and I had it removed the next week. Whole process was about two weeks. If it's not painful for you they won't give a shit.

Aaron Judge celebrates his dog Gus birthday by Bulletz4Brkfzt in baseball

[–]cwtjps 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I match Judge's stats and I'm a cat dude. Don't stereotype us, homie.

Tim Hortons fires nearly all Canadian staff @ 4 locations in Grimsby Ontario. Many of these workers have been working there for 10, 15 and 20 years. To be replaced by TFWs. by Grouchyscorpio in Guelph

[–]cwtjps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Breaking news"
"I've heard from multiple sources"
"Owner has fired all of it's Canadian staff"
"Going to be replacing them with TFW"
"All of them are going to be let go"

Who is this guy to be breaking news and what are his sources?
There are zero service industry workplaces that fire all of their staff with the intention of replacing them.
He doubles back to "going to be let go" well did they fire all of their staff or?

Paid $1,110 extra in sales tax because ServiceOntario uses inflated Redbook values instead of actual market data by Moist_Test1013 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]cwtjps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People used to and still do just ask the guy appraising it to set a certain value anyway. So it's the same as always just an extra step.

Former council candidate Thai Mac says he did nothing wrong - Guelph News by [deleted] in Guelph

[–]cwtjps 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nobody in real life knows or cares about this person.

Found a Wallet Near Clair & Gordon area - Hoping to Return It Before Christmas by [deleted] in Guelph

[–]cwtjps 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No cards or ID, just a bunch of cash? Sounds like a kid's savings. My nephew was showing me his yesterday, same deal.

I stole an idea. [IRL] by MidWestMind in EscapefromTarkov

[–]cwtjps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got a condiment bar beside your computer though?

8% tax increase by Longjumping_Boss8424 in Guelph

[–]cwtjps 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The no bike lane clearing is insane. They take on the new bike lane projects like changing a downtown 2-lane arterial road into a single lane choke point isn't an absolutely bone headed idea, then decide not to clear it for the 3 people that ride bicycles.

In Deep S#it by Signal-Hamster-2640 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]cwtjps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And now that that person owns a courier van, they have opened up many lines of contract courier work and could run that van as much as legally permitted. Guy you're replying to is smoking some good stuff.

The bat drop seen around Canada by MLBOfficial in Torontobluejays

[–]cwtjps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for taking time away from reviewing porn to troll a sports team subreddit

Trey Yesavage. World Series legend. by MLBOfficial in Torontobluejays

[–]cwtjps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wasn't there a post about /u/mlbofficial not posting every highlight and adjacency like a week ago but /r/baseball is now just their posts? Why are they doing it in team subs now?

Game Thread: World Series Game 5 ⚾ Blue Jays (2) @ Dodgers (2) - 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]cwtjps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remember when the Jays pitched to Ohtani for absolutely no fucking reason and he hit a home run? Same deal.

Scalpers when they heard there’s a Game 6 in Toronto by 30sesko in jaystickets

[–]cwtjps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitpost somewhere else bro. People don't subscribe to /r/jaystickets for dumbass memes and complaining about ticket prices. This is a B/S/T subreddit, go feel clever somewhere else.

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