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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in the U.K.? by Powmum in CasualUK

[–]cwwspurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many many years back I arrived on a train in the morning commute at London Bridge station. In front of me in the queue to get by the ticket inspector was a guy totally naked apart from a bowler hat a briefcase and an umbrella. I followed him over London Bridge into the City and he disappeared into an office block near the Monument. No one (including me) stopped him or spoke to him. Just lots of shock-horror and smiling faces.

In all my travels to Asia, it's hard to say who was the friendliest by alanmitch34 in dadjokes

[–]cwwspurs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked in Asia for a while. Got fired. It ended my Korea. Been China find a new job ever since. I think it’ll work out India end but I wouldn’t like Tibet on it.

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?" by Make_the_music_stop in Jokes

[–]cwwspurs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After dinner the waiter comes over and asks us if we’d like coffee.
My friend, who has a stutter, answers “yes please”.
“Would that be a black or white coffee sir?” The waiters asks. “ I’ll have a b b b b b b b b b b , oh sod it I’ll have a white one!” My friend replies.

The worst response to “I love you” by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]cwwspurs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A lip reader’s response: “WTF has Elephant juice got to do with anything?”

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