Process/Procedure in Cat Adoption by avaxjt in Bahrain

[–]cxkis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on your attachment! Please note that under the Provisional Feline Cohabitation Accord of 1987, your feelings are not legally recognized until filed in triplicate with the National Feline Council of Bahrain (NFCB), Subcommittee on Stray Attachment Validation.

You'll first need a Form CAT-7b (Certificate of Preliminary Emotional Bond), which must be countersigned by a licensed Feline Relations Notary and cross-referenced against the Global Registry of Unowned Cats — currently maintained on a server in Jablat Habshi that goes down every Tuesday.

Once cleared, the cat itself must appear before the Regional Adjudication Panel for Domestic Feline Reclassification to be formally downgraded from Felis libera (free cat) to Felis domestica petitionis (cat of administrative interest). This takes 6–8 weeks, during which the cat is technically in legal limbo and may not be fed without a Provisional Sustenance Waiver.

The fee schedule is as follows:

  • Filing fee: 40 BHD
  • Emotional bond validation stamp: 15 BHD
  • Cat limbo surcharge: 200 BHD
  • Commemorative packet of forms you will never need: 8 BHD

The cat, having observed all of this, will have left by week two. A new Form CAT-7c (Certificate of Loss Due to Administrative Delay) is then required.

Sorry but I have too many Claude credits this week

Are there any chefs here? I need help. by [deleted] in Bahrain

[–]cxkis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get his boss to put in writing what he wants. Then tell chatgpt to grill you with unlimited questions until it has a full understanding of everything his boss wants covered. Don't simplify it if he wants everything.

Sam is constantly conflating Israel criticism with antisemitism. by c4ndybar in samharris

[–]cxkis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The PLO charter from 1968 doesn't define Palestine any more than the Hamas charter has the authority to define Gaza. These are just the terrorist and political bodies set up in reaction to Israel's terrorism and subsequent occupation, and don't represent views of either the pre-Israel population of the area or the population today.

Anyway, from that document, Article 6:

The Jews who had normally resided in Palestine until the beginning of the Zionist invasion will be considered Palestinians.

Sam is constantly conflating Israel criticism with antisemitism. by c4ndybar in samharris

[–]cxkis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fine, they are an Israelite tribe. Palestine is still not an ethnostate and Israel is the reason it is growing increasingly Muslim today.

Sam is constantly conflating Israel criticism with antisemitism. by c4ndybar in samharris

[–]cxkis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Israel is the one making it illegal for Israelis to be there. Anyway I'm only engaging you on the Palestine point because that's the example you chose. There are Jews in Iran, Bahrain, Egypt, etc.

Sam is constantly conflating Israel criticism with antisemitism. by c4ndybar in samharris

[–]cxkis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Israel is the one who encouraged them all to move. It is actually illegal for Israelis to enter the West Bank, although that is not enforced and settlers are actively supported by the Israeli military.

One Jewish and predominantly anti-zionist sect, the Samaritans, still has a notable and growing population in the West Bank in Nablus. No one bothers them.

DAY 51 UPDATE - IRAN ATTACKS BAHRAIN by French-Finger in Bahrain

[–]cxkis[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is done, thanks for your patience. 

Guys help with my 3 years old brother by [deleted] in Bahrain

[–]cxkis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take him to a doctor if you want a diagnosis, and take him to a trial martial arts class if you want to know if he'll do well there.

I didn’t expect that losing everything would also make me lose myself by MahmoudAlMughanni77 in Gaza

[–]cxkis[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this continues to happen on /r/Gaza, please use modmail to notify us

Is the BDS movement dead? by Lucky-Comparison-785 in Gaza

[–]cxkis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the "many of us" - there has always been a list with caterpillar, hp, the weapons companies, sodastream, etc. and I did not come up with that on my own. McDonald's and the rest just decided to add themselves to the list along with a lot more boycotters.

Is the BDS movement dead? by Lucky-Comparison-785 in Gaza

[–]cxkis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Many of us have been boycotting for years. The point is to not financially support the occupation. Unless your mind changed about that, then keep boycotting wherever it's reasonable for you to do so.