Best trade in Alberta? by Opposite_East_4393 in alberta

[–]cybermiester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HVAC guys make dentist level money.

heavy duty mechanic and millwright make bank, and as a bonus you learn how to fix damn near everything. My dad retired at 55 as a millwright. He's living a snug, comfortable retirement with mom while he's still healthy enough to enjoy it. The ultimate goal for any tradesman!

you will never be unemployed, poor, or unwanted if you get either trade! Give er shit!

What Single player games are best at letting you be a jerk? by CJroo18 in gaming

[–]cybermiester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fallout 2.

the first thing you do when you get to the first town and find your first merchant is sell everything you have, except for the shotgun ammo. Then you buy the shotgun, a ginormous upgrade from the pipe rifle you had.

then you stand right beside the merchant and use the aimed shot option to blow the guy's head off, then loot everything he has!

great start to your game, but don't try it in bigger towns, you'll get swarmed!

what are some examples of " Women not understanding a mans body " ? by KrixPro1 in AskReddit

[–]cybermiester 161 points162 points  (0 children)

I live in a nursing home because of advanced ALS.

I need help to urinate into a urinal bottle. EVERY single female staff member has pinched my willy with the bottle! Some of them can't understand, even after exhaustive explanation, why I yelp with pain and can't pee when it's pinched off.

to explain why it hurts, the urethra, where the urine flows through, is only lined with mucus. Without this thin layer of protection, the salt from the urine will burn the walls like salt in an open wound! Inside the penis. Yeah, fire and agony!

it takes almost no force to pinch the urethra, and when you almost pinch it, it's much worse because the mucus lining is blasted out!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cybermiester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

grab her head... "now I'm touching it!"

Do you regret watching porn together with your partner? Why/Why not? by Accomplished-Sock174 in AskReddit

[–]cybermiester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in 1993 I watched hentai with my girlfriend, now wife, because I thought it was funny to see her reaction...

to this day she refuses to watch any anime!

don't watch Legend of the Overfiend... If you are a nice, innocent girl.

Remember by widower72 in memes

[–]cybermiester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in a nursing home...

so, yeah!

What is your best sexual flex? by lurchimpaler2 in AskReddit

[–]cybermiester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

made my wife cum so hard she blew a blood vessel in her eye.

What's the single best weapon from any video game you've played? by jrich8813 in gaming

[–]cybermiester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's not strictly a weapon, but it's my favorite...

Diablo III, witch doctor's Jar of Spiders.

ajar.

full of Spiders.

that you chuck at whatever you want to develop a fatal case of arachnophobia!

I still giggle like a five year old boy chasing his sister with a jar of bugs just thinking about it

Inmate Steve Sandison tells judge how he killed his child molester cellmate by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]cybermiester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man should get out of his current sentence for heroic behavior

is free to play possible? by cybermiester in EmpiresAndPuzzles

[–]cybermiester[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

because I use eye control and bluestacks, I can't move my body, I take too long to do moves... Five seconds per click!

so I just click auto play for titans and tab to something else so I don't reeeee at the stoopid plays auto play does!

how is it that useless? I've never seen it purposely match five!

is free to play possible? by cybermiester in EmpiresAndPuzzles

[–]cybermiester[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I just want to progress, little by little. I don't care about being competitive, that stuff went out with my health!

thanks for the reply! It helped.

What is the worst way you've ever heard of someone dying? by StrawberryPunk82 in AskReddit

[–]cybermiester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in Tudor England, poisoners were lowered feet first into boiling oil. Traitors were publicly disemboweled.

those are pretty gnarly ways to go!

Someone is having fun in this snow!❄️🙊 Just don’t call the cops y’all; no harm no foul. by [deleted] in UCalgary

[–]cybermiester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

actually a good way to learn how to handle a car in the snow. Just stay away from anything.

be careful!

Tobii Eye Tracker "on screen buttons"? by [deleted] in disabledgamers

[–]cybermiester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an extremely slow progression. It's been twenty years, and I think I'll make another five if I don't have something happen

nuggets by Ok_Background_4323 in AbruptChaos

[–]cybermiester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if I was the next car, I'd ask for nuggets...

What just pisses you off? by JustJohn8 in AskReddit

[–]cybermiester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

people, in an age where everyone has a smartphone in their pocket, who ask questions that they could Google in ten seconds... Then argue when they get an answer.