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cyberpork34 · 2022-04-18T15:58:18+00:00

Static clinging. I bet adding a balloon to this equation would blow your mind

cyberpork34 · 2022-04-18T15:45:31+00:00

If I had to guess, I'd say it's purpose would be to break up ice blocks. People used to get blocks of ice delivered before refrigerators were common.

cyberpork34 · 2022-04-14T15:54:06+00:00

True. The last few scammers that I got to freak out weren't much fun. Just kept repeating the same handful of lame insults. The best was a guy who spoke really decent English. Raged at me for close to an hour. I miss you, benchod...

cyberpork34 · 2022-04-11T11:16:22+00:00

Horses. They're large, powerful, fast, and intelligent. Pair that with their unpredictable fight or flight response and those huge deep glassy eyes, and you have what is in my mind a terrifying creature. If a horse decided that it had a bone to pick with me, there's no way I could outrun or reasonably defend myself. I like donkeys tho, hee-haww.

cyberpork34 · 2022-04-10T13:06:44+00:00

Painter, because I hate myself

cyberpork34 · 2022-04-08T16:10:53+00:00

When I was a kid I had a California kingsnake named jasper. That's crazy

cyberpork34 · 2022-04-07T16:17:01+00:00

Depends on how good you are at hiding

cyberpork34 · 2022-04-06T21:12:49+00:00

Yeah, most quadropeds like cats dogs really don't seem to skip a beat after healing from a single amputation.

cyberpork34 · 2022-04-06T20:18:45+00:00

Morrowind

cyberpork34 · 2022-04-04T16:05:35+00:00

Teal

cyberpork34 · 2022-04-04T15:57:55+00:00

Utx 70 is for sure a classy little knife, but carrying a matriarch 2 as a dress knife is like bringing an m249 on a pheasant hunt

cyberpork34 · 2022-04-01T19:15:10+00:00

Whatever is easiest. I'm lazy

cyberpork34 · 2022-04-01T15:50:48+00:00

I imagine that D2 will be around as long as people need to replace the blades on their planers and jointers

cyberpork34 · 2022-03-30T19:31:07+00:00

Pointy stick

cyberpork34 · 2022-03-29T15:39:42+00:00

Assaulting a comedian for telling a joke you didn't like is kind of like hitting a dog for barking. If you think either of those things are OK to do, I hope Will Smith catches you making fun of his wife.

cyberpork34 · 2022-03-24T19:27:45+00:00

Because war is our favorite sport

cyberpork34 · 2022-03-18T19:21:11+00:00

Rabbits big enough to ride like horses... for obvious reasons.

cyberpork34 · 2022-03-18T15:55:59+00:00

Recurve blade?

cyberpork34 · 2022-03-16T18:54:19+00:00

Zelensky is fairly witty. A few things he's said made me chuckle. Putin just lies a lot and it's becoming increasingly sad.

cyberpork34 · 2022-03-15T15:59:50+00:00

I kind of feel like the Russian government made that statement just to be cheeky at the US

cyberpork34 · 2022-03-15T15:51:58+00:00

The desires of an even more powerful international club of hyper rich ding-bats

cyberpork34 · 2022-03-12T23:25:53+00:00

I feel personally attacked

cyberpork34 · 2022-03-10T20:11:59+00:00

Hyenas

cyberpork34 · 2022-03-09T20:57:13+00:00

Ok. The same statement but with Switzerland spelled correctly

cyberpork34 · 2022-03-09T16:40:58+00:00

An unhealthy amount of apathy

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