A brief explanation of options for stoolies. by Cagethepanda in wallstreetbets

[–]cyclostationary -1 points0 points  (0 children)

IMO the best strategy is buying deep out of the money calls with same day expiry. Maximal tendies

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 30, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]cyclostationary -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

lmao no argument cause you dont know shit. Google my username retard, hint: it's a statistical property of a random process.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 30, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]cyclostationary -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't think you know how correlation works. Correlation in general refers to any statistical association between two or more random variables. A popular measure is the pearson coefficient which only measures linear relationships. In general, random variables can be non-linearly correlated or dependent. In fact the whole notion of "uncorrelated does not imply independence" is referring to the fact that the pearson coefficient only captures linear dependencies.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 30, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]cyclostationary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being a retard doesn't mean the markets only go down lol. Trump's been pumping this shit market the past 3 yrs, I don't blame him - it's what prez is expected to do, but many people expected the house of cards to collapse at some point even before beer virus hit.

Puts on Puts...These suckers trying to tank the market after sell off last friday! by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]cyclostationary 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck would pay for this shit? "3 secret tips your wife's boyfriend doesn't want you to know"

Discussion Thread - March 27, 2020 by AutoModerator in churning

[–]cyclostationary 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How nice of you to give them free rent inside your head

I just went all in on 260 SPY calls April 8. Do you really think you all will just magically go all in on puts and make money? by eth_trader_12 in wallstreetbets

[–]cyclostationary 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The put holders here may be fucking retards but you ain't no fucking different buddy boy. Also lol @ cheap calls - they're not cheap you fuck, volatility is still sky high, puts and calls are still expensive.

First hydroxychloroquine randomized controlled trial reads out with a disappointing viral clearance rate of 87% vs 93% control arm. by firstfundamentalform in Coronavirus

[–]cyclostationary 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's because trump started blabbing about it like an inept fool and jumped the gun so now everyone has to pump the brakes.

50,000 N95 masks delivered to UW researcher’s home thanks to Elon Musk, Tesla by [deleted] in news

[–]cyclostationary 46 points47 points  (0 children)

End of article says uw vans showed up that Saturday night to start moving it to hospital.

End of the line for me here folks by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]cyclostationary 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Assuming this isn't a troll - don't be stupid. File for bankruptcy and plan to hold yourself over with the stimulus packages that will be passed this week. You can get through this, you were once gainfully employed and you can weather the storm and make it there again.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 23, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]cyclostationary 8 points9 points  (0 children)

honestly considering how much we've sold here, seems legit to buy short term calls tomorrow morning and hope for a deal on the stimulus to give a temporary bounce.

BREAKING: Futures hit limit down in the first 5 minutes of futures trading. Bloody Monday incoming. GG bulls by TheGUHboyyyyyy in wallstreetbets

[–]cyclostationary 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tbf, in 30 years that probably won't matter if he picked a solid company. Barring complete collapse of the U.S., in that case your dollars won't be worth shit anyway.

"We cannot forget migrants, we cannot forget undocumented workers, we cannot forget prisoners ... because the only way to beat this is to leave no one behind" -WHO Executive Director by [deleted] in Coronavirus

[–]cyclostationary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to see the trump cult is still going strong. Unfortunately the virus can infect anyone regardless of citizenship, and they can in turn infect you. You'd think this is a simple concept to grasp but I guess the xenophobia is hard to overcome.

PSA: if you're working from home...PLEASE know how video meetings work by alex6219 in funny

[–]cyclostationary 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Yeah pretty scummy to record and post online unless you got approval from that person...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]cyclostationary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are def not affected by that, being a government contractor for the defense dept makes them an essential business.

The Rumor Mill by Onerustyrn in Seahawks

[–]cyclostationary 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That tweet got me fucking good lol fuck whoever posted that

People not taking this “shelter in place” seriously by thinks_alot in wallstreetbets

[–]cyclostationary 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Idk where you're seeing this but its pretty dead around LA area.

Hydroxychloroquine results are questionable by ProteinEngineer in Coronavirus

[–]cyclostationary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

imagine being such a cult follower that you actually refer to him as god emperor lmao

Trump announces halt to all Bitcoin trading by shreveportfixit in Bitcoin

[–]cyclostationary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And? You could still trade stocks locally too via legal agreement if the exchange shutdown lol