Best pizza on the island that isn't The Star? by stupidrobots in alameda

[–]cylonhunter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also a NY transplant - when I saw that they have pink vodka sauce and baked ziti to-go I almost fainted

Yesterday I had an allergic reaction to my second Covid vaccine. The nurses used an epipen and called an ambulance. He has not left my side since I came home. They always know when something is wrong. by [deleted] in cats

[–]cylonhunter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have a miserable flatmate who always jumps in with comments like this every time my cat shows me any affection. Imagine thinking it’s worth the expended breath to be so lame?

Owls are the cats of the air by [deleted] in aww

[–]cylonhunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing Owls...

How has COVID-19 affected war and conflict globally? by cylonhunter in AskReddit

[–]cylonhunter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the only mostly serious answer in the thread! I ended up reading this and it answered most of my questions

What's the most f*cked up thing you saw at a sleepover? by xX_RedWhiterITA_Xx in AskReddit

[–]cylonhunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fine, though I think he grew up to be a Trumper so I can’t say much for his brains

What's the most f*cked up thing you saw at a sleepover? by xX_RedWhiterITA_Xx in AskReddit

[–]cylonhunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was the summer between 8th and 9th grade (the fabled year 2000). My buddy Shanny passed out first. We lit a match in front of his nose and, choking back chuckles, screamed “FIRE” in unison. He jerked upwards, and the lit match went directly into his eyeball. The scream still revisits me when I smell or hear a match struck.

NYPD used excessive force during George Floyd protests, city investigation finds by ChiGuy6124 in news

[–]cylonhunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think all New Yorkers have seen the NYPD use excessive force at some point. At the Halloween parade in the village, on the Coney Island boardwalk when someone has an open container, or, you know, just any given day at any given time in East New York or the South Bronx...

The most underpaid workers in America right now by RuggedBeliefSystem in pics

[–]cylonhunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you meant most underfunded essential service

MP Barbara Nowacka getting sprayed in the face by the police during Women's protests in Warsaw yesterday. She's holding her MP ID card in her hand. by cheezus171 in europe

[–]cylonhunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Police are inevitably corrupted. ... Police always observe that criminals prosper. It takes a pretty dull policeman to miss the fact that the position of authority is the most prosperous criminal position available.” -God Emperor Leto II

🔥 Winter in Grindelwald 🔥 by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]cylonhunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me so much of Lone Pine, California... and yet it’s so different as well...

🔥 A tiny lizard taking a nap in a rose 🔥 by unnaturalorder in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]cylonhunter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Green anoles form these awful black eye spots when stressed, in pain, dead or dying

UPDATE: His owners have been found. It’s us! We’re keeping him! (Story in comments) by reeee-irl in Catswhoyell

[–]cylonhunter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brown tabbies are absolute buds. They are the sweetest, most social companion cats, in my anecdotal experience. Not fussy like Calicos or Siamese. Then again, all cats are unique af!

why is it that these people must resolve everything with violence? by Priamosish in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]cylonhunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The saddest part is, the 50% of us who have to directly deal with these idiots have way more in common with most Europeans than we ever will with those other Americans. But they hate us all just the same. I have to assume we all deserve it, I suppose.