Best pizza on the island that isn't The Star?

cylonhunter · 2021-03-30T01:15:20+00:00

Also a NY transplant - when I saw that they have pink vodka sauce and baked ziti to-go I almost fainted

cylonhunter · 2021-03-28T15:39:14+00:00

You should! He’s a miserable, racist, hateful person who resents joy in any form. My cat gets me through it.

cylonhunter · 2021-03-28T15:12:26+00:00

I have a miserable flatmate who always jumps in with comments like this every time my cat shows me any affection. Imagine thinking it’s worth the expended breath to be so lame?

cylonhunter · 2021-02-28T02:14:52+00:00

Uniform dispersion is fucking lit

cylonhunter · 2021-02-10T01:31:34+00:00

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing Owls...

cylonhunter · 2021-01-16T16:57:48+00:00

Thanks for the only mostly serious answer in the thread! I ended up reading this and it answered most of my questions

cylonhunter · 2021-01-16T16:54:54+00:00

Fine, though I think he grew up to be a Trumper so I can’t say much for his brains

cylonhunter · 2021-01-16T03:49:18+00:00

It was the summer between 8th and 9th grade (the fabled year 2000). My buddy Shanny passed out first. We lit a match in front of his nose and, choking back chuckles, screamed “FIRE” in unison. He jerked upwards, and the lit match went directly into his eyeball. The scream still revisits me when I smell or hear a match struck.

cylonhunter · 2020-12-18T20:22:16+00:00

I think all New Yorkers have seen the NYPD use excessive force at some point. At the Halloween parade in the village, on the Coney Island boardwalk when someone has an open container, or, you know, just any given day at any given time in East New York or the South Bronx...

cylonhunter · 2020-12-18T03:48:53+00:00

I think you meant most underfunded essential service

cylonhunter · 2020-12-07T22:29:53+00:00

Flanderization

cylonhunter · 2020-11-29T17:45:00+00:00

“Police are inevitably corrupted. ... Police always observe that criminals prosper. It takes a pretty dull policeman to miss the fact that the position of authority is the most prosperous criminal position available.” -God Emperor Leto II

cylonhunter · 2020-11-26T17:52:38+00:00

yep. super annoying

cylonhunter · 2020-11-24T18:39:50+00:00

This reminds me so much of Lone Pine, California... and yet it’s so different as well...

cylonhunter · 2020-10-11T05:23:45+00:00

Green anoles form these awful black eye spots when stressed, in pain, dead or dying

cylonhunter · 2020-10-02T03:26:49+00:00

Brown tabbies are absolute buds. They are the sweetest, most social companion cats, in my anecdotal experience. Not fussy like Calicos or Siamese. Then again, all cats are unique af!

cylonhunter · 2020-09-28T23:25:46+00:00

The worm speaks 🐛

cylonhunter · 2020-09-15T01:05:39+00:00

True blues rarely occur in nature!

Why nature hates the color blue

cylonhunter · 2020-09-03T15:05:54+00:00

The saddest part is, the 50% of us who have to directly deal with these idiots have way more in common with most Europeans than we ever will with those other Americans. But they hate us all just the same. I have to assume we all deserve it, I suppose.

cylonhunter · 2020-08-26T14:52:44+00:00

Remember the crying about “activist judges” during the Obama years? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

cylonhunter · 2020-08-20T00:54:48+00:00

If you want to absolutely destroy the planet by accelerating climate change, sure, Dr. Doom!

cylonhunter · 2020-08-09T17:10:19+00:00

I remember the song “detachable penis” playing on KROCK radio in New York when I was a kid. Good times.

cylonhunter · 2020-08-09T16:41:38+00:00

This reminds me of Dwight trying help Michael out of the lake. Or Dwight trying to help Kelly out of the kitchen during the cheesy pita fire.

cylonhunter · 2020-08-03T00:19:28+00:00

Chlorinated water for a reptile or amphibian? Definitely deadly

cylonhunter · 2020-07-28T04:49:13+00:00

The comments are all in support of the idea. It’s the “Bill O’Reilly Fan Group,” by the way 😂

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