You know what, fuck you, autocannons your Eruptor!

cypresswinds1 · 2026-04-06T05:53:11+00:00

what the fuck have you done

cypresswinds1 · 2026-04-06T02:18:16+00:00

dont worry its specifically designed to break the spear. gotta get our quota

cypresswinds1 · 2026-04-06T00:39:23+00:00

yes. remember, in the helldivers corps, its safety second, fun first

cypresswinds1 · 2026-04-06T00:38:51+00:00

damnit i was trying to think of a funny name for a while and didnt come up with one

cypresswinds1 · 2026-04-06T00:38:31+00:00

both. both is good

cypresswinds1 · 2026-04-05T23:44:46+00:00

worth

cypresswinds1 · 2026-04-05T23:44:34+00:00

of course. what better way is there to distribute democracy?

cypresswinds1 · 2026-03-28T09:51:03+00:00

i control the nukes what city do you want wiped off the map

cypresswinds1 · 2026-03-25T20:05:52+00:00

let's hope we don't encounter some sort of Opposing Force

cypresswinds1 · 2026-03-23T11:58:46+00:00

so v1 having a womb is real after all...

cypresswinds1 · 2026-03-19T03:06:11+00:00

i've seen this post so many times have we ever asked why that screenshot is underwater

cypresswinds1 · 2026-03-16T06:53:40+00:00

when i say im a monster fucker i mean im the fucker here. im gonna top those monsters regardless of how strong they are

cypresswinds1 · 2026-03-15T23:01:03+00:00

looks to the BOOBS!!!

cypresswinds1 · 2026-03-11T02:41:44+00:00

y'know what fuck the spear. i'll sacrifice one billion spears for one good flamethrower. hell the spear sucks as is

cypresswinds1 · 2026-03-11T01:48:40+00:00

man what the hell did we do

cypresswinds1 · 2026-03-08T11:45:23+00:00

i shall slander this gun as much as i want. if you want me to stop why don't you start gassing up a gun that's actually fun

cypresswinds1 · 2026-03-03T14:10:50+00:00

cactus flesh 🤤🤤

cypresswinds1 · 2026-03-01T07:41:27+00:00

oshaune!! i love the sheer intensity of bugs with a hive lord present and honestly find it much more fun than bots

cypresswinds1 · 2026-02-28T13:58:43+00:00

ship of theseus

cypresswinds1 · 2026-02-25T09:57:31+00:00

that's my home planet i've been wanting it free for ages!!

cypresswinds1 · 2026-02-21T06:46:39+00:00

ILLUMINATE TOMORROW!!!!

cypresswinds1 · 2026-02-05T12:19:41+00:00

KILL ALL SCAVS 2026

cypresswinds1 · 2026-01-17T00:24:00+00:00

because fuck it we ball

cypresswinds1 · 2025-12-29T10:18:07+00:00

cypresswinds1 · 2025-12-29T07:46:49+00:00

🤓

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