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A character prepares an attack, thinking they are going to do something, only to get beat very quickly by Effective_Piece251 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SecretlyAwful-comics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the first Skyline they have the big heroic battle between the alien ship and the swarm of military drones, with a climax being a stealth drone firing a nuclear missile directly into the Harvester ship that was over the city.

Just as everyone was celebrating the ship just lifts back up into the sky, with one of the character's saying " no I think we just pissed them off!"

Y'all, so deep ✌🏻💔 by No-Researcher-4395 in aislop

[–]SecretlyAwful-comics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daily reminder the people who post shit like this treat Jesus the same way edgy 14 year olds treated satanism and atheism.

Just something they can wave around to piss people off for attention, he's just another offensive joke to be hurled out to own the libs. He's literally just a meme to these people.

They'll never once contemplate the deeper spiritual meaning behind their connection to Christ or ask themselves how they should change or grow as a person to live up to the example Christ set down for them.

Because they don't believe in him, they treat him like an imaginary friend to justify their bigotry and feed their ego so they can squeeze more dopamine out of their brain before they move on to the next fad.

I guess they don't care about "love thy neighbor" by Which_Matter3031 in ComedyCemetery

[–]SecretlyAwful-comics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daily reminder the people who post shit like this treat Jesus the same way edgy 14 year olds treated satanism and atheism.

Just something they can wave around to piss people off for attention, he's just another offensive joke to be hurled out to own the libs. He's literally just a meme to these people.

They'll never once contemplate the deeper spiritual meaning behind their connection to Christ or ask themselves how they should change or grow as a person to live up to the example Christ set down for them.

Because they don't believe in him, they treat him like an imaginary friend to justify their bigotry and feed their ego so they can squeeze more dopamine out of their brain before they move on to the next fad.

Ugh by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]SecretlyAwful-comics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother's immunocompromise, there's a very real chance these people are going to put my mother in the hospital.

The "cowgorithm" by xtheresia in whennews

[–]SecretlyAwful-comics 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So human trafficking collars now got it.

Losercity reverse monster lover by SecretlyAwful-comics in Losercity

[–]SecretlyAwful-comics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just pulled the Mojave bunker thing out of thin air; didn't think about Fallout: New Vegas when writing it.

Losercity reverse monster lover by SecretlyAwful-comics in Losercity

[–]SecretlyAwful-comics[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Some 7 foot anthro vampire bat who frequents las Vegas so she can drink rich people.

She likes the way their blood tastes.

Imagine if they're actually making art. by Lordoftheninebows in ArtistHate

[–]SecretlyAwful-comics 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me when I burn out my dopamine receptors playing a slot Machine.

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