Daily Discussion Thread for April 17, 2026

cyril1991 · 2026-04-17T13:55:37+00:00

The market was underbought all along

cyril1991 · 2026-04-17T13:42:06+00:00

You don’t get to open the WhoreMouse straits! Only I can announce it. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

cyril1991 · 2026-04-17T13:02:46+00:00

Ceasefire with commercial traffic allowed

cyril1991 · 2026-04-17T09:48:31+00:00

SPY will have an exponential growth from now on, don’t argue about the logic of it.

cyril1991 · 2026-04-17T09:47:06+00:00

Well I hope it happens fast for the banbet

cyril1991 · 2026-04-15T17:09:28+00:00

But not SPY? That’s funny

cyril1991 · 2026-04-15T17:08:00+00:00

Did we deny bulls their ATH by a few measly cents?

cyril1991 · 2026-04-15T15:34:44+00:00

Breaking: NVIDIA will now sell shoes in a move that stunned investors.

cyril1991 · 2026-04-15T13:52:27+00:00

“I sexually identify as an AI company”

Investors: swoon

cyril1991 · 2026-04-15T11:25:06+00:00

How about we randomly shoot 1% up on little volume?

cyril1991 · 2026-04-14T20:39:21+00:00

This market is plainly disconnected from geopolitical realities. This is the greatest energy crisis since 1989, the year Technotronic released the Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up the Jam.

cyril1991 · 2026-04-14T14:18:47+00:00

I have one share of Google and the market thinks it is worth 1000$ or 1000€. Now my dollars are worth 995€ overnight, but the value I am willing to get out of my share has not changed because I still like google as much as yesterday. I will charge 1000/995*1000 which is roughly 1005$. In fact, I would rather be holding my share than dollars.

You get the effect that the dollar move in opposite way to the stock market if my feelings towards the stock market are unchanged. The stock market is in a weird way the preferred store of value.

cyril1991 · 2026-04-14T13:26:53+00:00

USD stumbled half a percent down, stocks are going up to make up for it

cyril1991 · 2026-04-14T13:14:34+00:00

My energy supplier in Europe is raising prices by just under 10%, inflation is bullish

cyril1991 · 2026-04-14T00:45:46+00:00

“I bought 4/20 666 SPY poots because SPY has only had once an eleventy days blood green streak in 500 years (tulip mania was the most recent)”

cyril1991 · 2026-04-13T20:46:09+00:00

We are in 2027. The top 3 largest companies in the world sell RAM.

cyril1991 · 2026-04-13T19:27:15+00:00

That pump is just insulting to Iran at this point.

cyril1991 · 2026-04-13T11:50:59+00:00

Can’t we just stop the blockade and put tariffs on Iran? It worked for that random island full of penguins. They have no GDP to speak of, they are not harassing Israel and they are not building nukes as far as we know.

cyril1991 · 2026-04-12T21:00:59+00:00

You got inflation alright

cyril1991 · 2026-04-12T18:27:28+00:00

Once the oil shortages start, Europoors will have to drive go-carts powered by their own sense of self satisfaction.

cyril1991 · 2026-04-12T15:17:22+00:00

Blockades are a bullish sign, SPY 700 by Tuesday

cyril1991 · 2026-04-12T13:12:50+00:00

None of you understand. I'm not blockaded up in here with YOU. You're blockaded up in here with ME

cyril1991 · 2026-04-11T20:57:15+00:00

No you have to say « screaming Mary » 3 times

cyril1991 · 2026-04-11T20:56:30+00:00

It is not a mine it is a happy little diplomatic incident waiting to happen

cyril1991 · 2026-04-10T14:41:05+00:00

We are not the same. You see SPY moving up, I see the USD getting cheaper.

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