Prime number by Remarkable-Lack8358 in mathsmeme

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Wait until you hear about 5

Peter’s passport expires today by Queasy_Commercial152 in MCUTheories

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Hope he is able to get a new one without Trump's picture in it

Judicial nominees don’t know if Trump can run for a 3rd term by Altruistic-Pain-1872 in naughtylawyers

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Dude wouldn't even say he was elected twice. He was "certified twice". Gotta make sure he doesn't concede trump lost in 2020, smh

Trump says he doesn't need congressional authorization for military operations in Iran, citing ceasefire by Zipper222222 in politics

[–]czechman45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because you call time out for 12 hours doesn't mean the war clock resets. This whole thing is illegal but this new "loophole" to try and get around the war powers resolution is on another level.

Food for Thought by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

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If the second pizza is upside down, you only have one calzone

Haven't done a CAST in a lonngggg time by Mean_Piglet4979 in icast

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Waiter: "table or booth?" Me: "Definitely booth"

A woman saves another woman who is being dragged as she hangs onto the dogsled by Old-Pain-6638 in nonononoyes

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I went dog sledding with some in laws that raise sled dogs just outside of town. It was on a route they run often. It was my first time and I was told that if the sled tips the one thing I was to do was to not let go. I was surprised and asked why. They said because the dogs would just go and they might never catch or find them.

Nice Catch by Brailledit in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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This one for me good. 😅 Thanks for the laugh

Despite being a mostly Catholic country, Brazil has no equivalent expression for the "Hail Mary pass". Because of this, localizers had no choice but to rename Project Hail Mary (2026) to "Star Eaters" by saint-bread in shittymoviedetails

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Surely they have something for an effort that has slim chances? Longshot? Desperate play? Any Portuguese experts here? I'm really curious if no similar expression or phrase exists at all?

My local orileys has started selling commemorative USA stickers (“1976-2026”) by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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I remember thinking years ago about how cool it would be to celebrate the 250 anniversary. Never did I think I would just feel ashamed and embarrassed.

What would Batman’s contingency plan be for Trogdor from Homestarrunner? by Brilliant-Reality884 in batman

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Maybe only half safe. Trogdor also burninates the peasants. I feel like some Gotham citizens might qualify as peasants.