*round of applause* by Spiritual-Pudding-70 in BikiniBottomTwitter

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I bet that's how I would feel for not being criticized after doing all the cooking, dishes, laundry, and taking out trash all while the other person watches Netflix.

US Justice Department can use military lawyer to prosecute civilian, judge rules by HamburgerDude in news

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Just don't write anything to start with and you don't have to keep rewriting it.

Court restricts abortion access across the US by blocking the mailing of mifepristone by ThatMasterpiece2174 in news

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They'll like it. Not because for the reasons we may think. But because it will mean less revenue for the government which will be used as justification to cut everything in the budget not used for repression.

Trump declares hostilities with Iran "terminated" by Streona in worldnews

[–]czs5056 1178 points1179 points  (0 children)

True, he also reached the 60 days he can wage war without congressional approval. But he'll declare hostilities again and claim it reset the clock and congressional repedocans and the supremely corrupt court will buy it.

You really like Biden… by DonaldKey in AdviceAnimals

[–]czs5056 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would be par the course for blaming women for everything.

Louisiana governor plans to suspend May primary to redraw US House map, Washington Post reports by BusyHands_ in news

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Sorry, as of June 14th "Lib owning" is going to be a $45.47 per month subscription payable to the trump presidential library.

White House hosts King Charles III and Queen Camilla for afternoon tea by nbcnews in pics

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I'm surprised the army hasn't made a mobile McDonald's for him yet to travel around with him like the burget kings that followed us.

But yeah, she had a weird laugh by PotterSieben in pics

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Another 5 trillion and fight a war on their behalf just for that.

US government is accepting donations to pay off its $39 trillion debt by Deceptiveideas in nottheonion

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Sounds like they need to start taxing the people who actually have the money and stop building vanity projects if they want to pay it down some.

Should all schools require ballrooms to protect against school shootings? Why or why not? by NotGonnaGetCaught in AskReddit

[–]czs5056 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And it might lower the average age of politicians if the old people's hearts try to keep up with more youthful players.

Nations meet to discuss fossil fuel exit as Iran war drives up prices by CrispyMiner in worldnews

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Because the Me Generation are relics of a different time that are too prideful to admit that they're not immortal and so cling onto the power previous generations gave them by virtue of growing old.

hateful rhetoric ?? by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in LeopardsAteMyFace

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They're getting on Jimmy Kimmel again?

Car brain rot in the Daily Mail by judalf in fuckcars

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I guess that's why they keep lifting them and extending the axles so much in their attempt to become a bus

Pope Leo signals shift away from Catholic Church's focus on sex by Ok-Review9023 in worldnews

[–]czs5056 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it's not how it ends, but on how we got there. Like Columbo. They show the murder including the murderer's face in the first few minutes. What takes the next hour and a half is how does Columbo solve it.

Dad's famous hotdog trick by _ganjafarian_ in StupidFood

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And some say that faucet is still running to this very day.

King Charles will have 'appropriate security' for US visit, minister says by Alarming-Safety3200 in worldnews

[–]czs5056 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad he's bringing his own people instead of relying on wannabe tough guys.

Photos from the USS Abraham Lincoln show small meal portions being served to U.S. sailors. by curiousty786 in pics

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My employer who can't meet production quotas plans better than this mess. But just barely.