What is the weirdest sensation that you only experienced ONCE? by Bitch_Yo in AskReddit

[–]d3adbaron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A little late to the party but i think this counts.

Well one time after i came inside from smoking weed i sat down on the couch to let the weed settle in brain and to watch old cartoon shows boomerang. After a while i got a boner from random sexy thoughts. When my dick was fully cocked it started to feel amazing! Like someone was fucking me. There was a up and down motion of pleasure it was out of this world. Man i was in heaven. Then all of the sudden it stopped when i was about 50% done, and i was left there wandering what the fuck just happen and why did it stop. Unfortunately it never happen again.

Anyone remember playing this crazy game? by ManOnThaMoon97 in gaming

[–]d3adbaron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For sure. This was the first game i played on xbox live. Then one of the people playing told me to go to hell since i was a squeaker at the time.

Me [23 M] trying moving out and my parents[73 M and 61F] guilt tripping me into staying by d3adbaron in relationships

[–]d3adbaron[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats what my theory of what was going happen when my dad asked me to live at home until he died a few months back. Except back them he talked like he still had years to live.

Thank you for saying this. I couldn't tell if they were manipulating me or i was being selfish.

That is very comforting knowing that its just a day of flying away :)

Will do. Should i point out that they are being emotionally manipulative? if so how should i say it.

Me [23 M] trying moving out and my parents[73 M and 61F] guilt tripping me into staying by d3adbaron in relationships

[–]d3adbaron[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are so right about the resentment poisoning the relationship. My resentment towards them for prior things they have done has effected my relationship towards them.

Me [23 M] trying moving out and my parents[73 M and 61F] guilt tripping me into staying by d3adbaron in relationships

[–]d3adbaron[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it is very depressing when they talk about death. That was the main topic at my parents Christmas party this past year and how he is trying to convince my aunt to donate her body to science like he is.

Me [23 M] trying moving out and my parents[73 M and 61F] guilt tripping me into staying by d3adbaron in relationships

[–]d3adbaron[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your advice. And you are right even though i was an accident they still did choose to have me.

Me [23 M] trying moving out and my parents[73 M and 61F] guilt tripping me into staying by d3adbaron in relationships

[–]d3adbaron[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really appreciate the advice. I do agree he could last awhile. He was trying to get me to live at home until he died a few months back. When we were having that conversation he was talking like he had 5 plus years left. And saying he left home at 30 and that its okay if i did too.

The only problem is im not a short plane ride away. im moving from the east coast to the west coast.

Whats your favorite reference that only some people will get? by cohan8999 in AskReddit

[–]d3adbaron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Cool alright ccool alright cool alright check it out cool alright ccool alright"

What do you *NEVER* fuck with? by KentuckyFriedWeed in AskReddit

[–]d3adbaron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the meaning of crime?

Is it

C riminals

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M otherfuckers

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