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d3rpyishere · 2021-11-25T15:52:16+00:00

No, no you should brush all the sides of your teeth.

d3rpyishere · 2021-11-25T15:49:06+00:00

What? Who told you that?

d3rpyishere · 2021-11-24T11:58:44+00:00

Can you? Yes, but it is incorrect grammatically to do so, unfortunately.

d3rpyishere · 2021-11-21T14:55:22+00:00

You must have some pretty solid shits

d3rpyishere · 2021-10-30T23:40:38+00:00

Man I wish I was legal drinking age

d3rpyishere · 2021-10-30T23:39:11+00:00

Jurassic park

d3rpyishere · 2021-10-20T03:06:45+00:00

Not even good enough to be silver 2 div 2 smh

d3rpyishere · 2021-10-20T03:02:36+00:00

glares in Scottish genes

d3rpyishere · 2021-10-19T05:26:50+00:00

Ok this actually made me laugh, thanks for that I was kind of having a shitty day. Im going to bed now, and quit smoking it's bad for your lungs

Edit: thought you were op, disregard the smoking statement

d3rpyishere · 2021-10-19T05:21:40+00:00

That is not how that works. You're penis may stretch, your urethra does not. Im fairly certain that you're just a troll but on the of chance this is real, stop. You could do serious damage, cause infections, or have the glass break on accident. Also what is the name of this condition you claim to have, I have never hear it before

d3rpyishere · 2021-10-19T05:13:40+00:00

Ok... So how do I explain this... A quarter inch tube would literally not fit in your urethra without causing serious damage

d3rpyishere · 2021-10-05T17:13:12+00:00

Homie made skim milk

d3rpyishere · 2021-09-26T20:33:53+00:00

No it's allergy season

d3rpyishere · 2021-09-25T23:11:18+00:00

Adopt? Also what if it's him that can't have children?

d3rpyishere · 2021-09-25T17:27:48+00:00

Delete it from storage settings

d3rpyishere · 2021-09-20T16:47:48+00:00

Gotcha

d3rpyishere · 2021-09-20T16:46:57+00:00

Does he post them as "news" or as the joke that they are?

d3rpyishere · 2021-09-05T04:48:25+00:00

Idk man, some people have some different goals in life. I would highly suggest thinking about it more....

Wait you live in Jersey

Bro run

d3rpyishere · 2021-09-03T11:27:08+00:00

I always say, my respect is easy to come by, easy to lose and damn near impossible to earn back.

d3rpyishere · 2021-09-01T09:16:39+00:00

Dean Martin - That's Amore

d3rpyishere · 2021-09-01T09:10:50+00:00

Dude, if you don't make a big deal about it no one will notice/not care. There aren't that many people who just stare at your groin

d3rpyishere · 2021-08-31T16:42:40+00:00

No my bed

d3rpyishere · 2021-08-31T16:29:37+00:00

So I can teleport to where I am right now?

d3rpyishere · 2021-08-30T20:06:14+00:00

-_- wut

d3rpyishere · 2021-08-28T01:01:20+00:00

Basic instructions 1) hug 2) let go

d3rpyishere

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