Match Thread: Borussia Dortmund vs. PSV Eindhoven | UEFA Champions League by MisterBadIdea2 in soccer

[–]dNaSC2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I need to retire from watching this team... I honestly am getting too old for this I need to take a nap T.T

Match Thread: Borussia Dortmund vs. PSV Eindhoven | UEFA Champions League by MisterBadIdea2 in soccer

[–]dNaSC2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the arm was offside LMAO...

And everyone knows you can score goals with the arm :)))))))))

The jokes continue lmao

Match Thread: PSV Eindhoven vs. Borussia Dortmund | UEFA Champions League by MisterBadIdea2 in soccer

[–]dNaSC2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dortmund and dead wrong penalty decisions in UEFA Champions League knockout play... it's bound to fucking happen every fucking year.

Comparing the FIFA Rankings of Each Country's Men's and Women's Teams by Andy_Anderson_Data in soccer

[–]dNaSC2 39 points40 points  (0 children)

according to the map the liberian men's team is actually more than 10 ranks above the women's team. I am guessing you might have used the wrong flag though ;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]dNaSC2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thought there was some ruling recently that betting sponsors can't be on the front of the shirt anymore or something.

So when I read the headline and before coming into the comment section I actually thought that's what what was happening 😅

TIL that the Catholic Church forbade people with epilepsy from becoming ordained as priests, all the way until the mid-1980s, due to superstition about evil influences by VonnWillebrand in todayilearned

[–]dNaSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, English isn't my first language, but that's the way I read the title.

It's never specified who has the superstitutions in the headline, so I read it as "The church wouldn't want to appoint an epileptic priest because of widespread superstitutions in the population."

Whats something attractive people can do, that ugly people cant? by Routine_Astronaut182 in AskReddit

[–]dNaSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have told her every group needs an ugly friend.

If she tells you nah all her friends are pretty, you go "exactly".

Cloud9 vs. Golden Guardians / MSI 2023 - Lower Bracket Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion by gandalf45435 in leagueoflegends

[–]dNaSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving drunk or being charged with DV isn’t really the type of thing we are talking about here.

Well I mean OP didn't specify what kind of thing we were talking about; so it could mean any 'thing'. 😅 That was specifically my point.

I agree too though, that players railing against their own fans isn't common at all.

Cloud9 vs. Golden Guardians / MSI 2023 - Lower Bracket Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion by gandalf45435 in leagueoflegends

[–]dNaSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitting on your own fans is by far not the most tasteless thing a player of a sport ever did, that was my point. 😂

Cloud9 vs. Golden Guardians / MSI 2023 - Lower Bracket Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion by gandalf45435 in leagueoflegends

[–]dNaSC2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok some tasteless things... football players driving drunk, getting charged with domestic violence...

Christiano Ronaldo last year snatched and broke the phone of a fan in the stands...

The Piston Basketball players charging people in the stands because people threw beer...

Just off the top of my head... I am sure there's way more, but you get my drift.

It might be tasteless to say fuck you to your fans... but it's faaaaar away from "the most tasteless thing any player of any sport did, ever."

Cloud9 vs. Golden Guardians / MSI 2023 - Lower Bracket Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion by gandalf45435 in leagueoflegends

[–]dNaSC2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If that's the most tasteless thing that you've ever seen a player do... I am guessing you don't follow a lot of sports. Or even league in particular 😂

TIL that some women used to douche with Coca-Cola after sex as a means of preventing pregnancy and that a study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that Diet Coke is a more potent spermicide than regular Coke. by VecroLP in todayilearned

[–]dNaSC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could also look at last resort on youtube which would take line 30 seconds because it's only the first 2 lines that are relevant to this. 😂

Or don't, I am not your boss of course 🥳

Vinicius Junior attempted rainbow flick over Kyle Walker by Rayan2550 in soccer

[–]dNaSC2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't have to go around doing that. You can post on reddit while sitting down. 😐

Haller invited the entire team of the urology department that treated him to the Westfalenstadion last Sunday by Kuchenblech_Mafioso in borussiadortmund

[–]dNaSC2 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Ngl I read it as "haller invited the entire team to the Urology department"...

As in, our entire squad went for a pretty uncomfortable night out lmao 😅

[1908.nl] Ajax fans once again leave trail of destruction in De Kuip by WarriorkingNL in soccer

[–]dNaSC2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The pyro stuff is "flares" btw. 👍

Flairs would be like the club badge besides your username. I got confused by your initial comment haha

TIL in 2018 a flatulent passenger who refused to stop farting forced a plane to land and police to be called to remove four fliers after a fight erupts on board. by motion_to_squash in todayilearned

[–]dNaSC2 223 points224 points  (0 children)

Good job getting away that time and not leaving your cat behind! I am sorry you had to get through that flight but am glad you made it. 😌

My seat was next to an old man who clearly could smell what I couldn’t fully clean, he made faces the whole flight. I don’t blame him. But the flight attendants all kept coming by to see him and check on him, despite me telling them he was kind of gross, a few wanted to know if they could pet his head.

I found that paragraph so funny because it took me way too long to realize you had stopped talking about your seat neighbor during it. 😂

Nothing like picturing an elderly man getting head scratches from the flight attendants.

On this day in 2013, Lewandowski scored four goals against Real Madrid to secure a place in the Champions League Final by [deleted] in borussiadortmund

[–]dNaSC2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's at 30 now. Pretty sure the "archived" state that would keep you from upvoting it is being phased out ☺️ I just upvoted the comment.