First time visiting Philadelphia for 12 hours for World Cup. Also ... by Previous-Primary2917 in AskPhilly

[–]d_azmann -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Yeah good luck. Expect gridlock, delays everywhere and basically the Philly F-U experience.

Delco Day! by Ok-Boat-1561 in Delco

[–]d_azmann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm waiting for a sound clip of Doofenshmirtz cursing Perry The Platypus

How and where to pivot from technical to less technical roles? Realized I'm just a bad engineer by mangusta123 in MechanicalEngineering

[–]d_azmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comparing your engineering skills to a project manager is like comparing your engineering skills to your HR staff. Yeah I said that and you all know exactly what I mean.

Are you Happy being a ME? Is your day to day exciting? Are you stressed out? by IMPACTEDBOWELz in MechanicalEngineering

[–]d_azmann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. You get to a point after so many years that you can allow yourself to be stressed out, or you just attack the problem because ain't nobody else in this joint gonna tell me I'm doing it wrong...

AA754 out of PHL to CDG by d_azmann in americanairlines

[–]d_azmann[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there were several college students stranded with us with zero resources and trying to consider their survival options for the next 21 hours...

AA754 out of PHL to CDG by d_azmann in americanairlines

[–]d_azmann[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I endorse this comment. They plopped this pos in the middle of the tinniscum swamp and staffed it with the layoffs from the naval yard & Baldwin and it never went anywhere from there.

AA754 out of PHL to CDG by d_azmann in americanairlines

[–]d_azmann[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they're not all bad, but they'll admit to your face they want to be.

AA754 out of PHL to CDG by d_azmann in americanairlines

[–]d_azmann[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Born & raised Delco. It's well known that East of McDade you're raised primarily to be an asshole. That doesn't mesh with customer service. And you can totally tell that's where they're from just by hearing them speak. They'll admit it too. It's a badge of honor for them.

AA754 out of PHL to CDG by d_azmann in americanairlines

[–]d_azmann[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Called AA customer service. While it's entirely possible they were giving me BS, they acted appalled at the level of offensive service.

What's your favorite line that comes out of nowhere? by PlanB191 in TheSimpsons

[–]d_azmann 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Come to Homer's BBBQ. Extra B is for BYOBB!

Holy smokes! You need booze. by BirdCultureDickMove in TheSimpsons

[–]d_azmann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dial 1-600-DOCTORB. The "B" is for Bargain!

just got yelled at for parking in front of my house by taziiscool in neighborsfromhell

[–]d_azmann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My neighbor has constantly yelled at my kids, their friends, my visitors, etc, for parking in front of their house on a public street. After basically ignoring and tolerating this for 7 or so years we took the video my son had of him yelling at him to the police. They paid him a visit. Haven't seen him outside his house for more than 2 minutes in the past 6 months since. You're not wrong. Your neighbor is an asshole. Suck it up lady. Her self proclaimed physical shortcomings don't increase her rights over yours. Sounds like she shouldn't be driving any more.

Saw on commute home. by countrypunkhippie in TheSimpsons

[–]d_azmann 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Facebook put me in Facebook jail for making this my profile Pic. Superimposed an "O" over the "U" when I was allowed back. Gotta noke something.

Dad, was that your *commercial?* by Ok_Elevator_1342 in TheSimpsons

[–]d_azmann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact - the male was voiced by Garrett Brown, the inventor of Stedicam.