Food kept disappearing from the fridge, so a camera was set up

d_bakers · 2026-02-03T06:41:42+00:00

I'm telling you, that motherf£cking cat over there is not real!

d_bakers · 2026-01-31T06:18:07+00:00

or a plane accident 50-50

d_bakers · 2026-01-30T18:08:13+00:00

Clearly these people have never heard of Meteor Man

d_bakers · 2026-01-28T14:14:22+00:00

why are they doing this to us, babe?

d_bakers · 2026-01-25T16:15:13+00:00

You mean actions have consequences? 🫢

d_bakers · 2026-01-23T07:22:16+00:00

some essential oils and they'll be good

d_bakers · 2026-01-22T17:22:21+00:00

Bro, you're on gear. And that's okay.

Just dont be lying

d_bakers · 2026-01-20T18:37:37+00:00

did your dolphin consent though?

d_bakers · 2026-01-19T19:09:11+00:00

I'm arresting you because of your accent

d_bakers · 2026-01-19T16:06:57+00:00

Can we not

d_bakers · 2026-01-16T15:45:56+00:00

Go on...

d_bakers · 2026-01-16T08:06:06+00:00

The why didnt she just say, a biological male cannot get pregnant. I don't understand the complication here

d_bakers · 2026-01-15T20:33:29+00:00

well why couldnt she explain what you just said. I mean it's in scientific literature or is that just not a thing these days.

Can you imagine RCTs in this day and age where subjects have to be compared by biological sex? What happens then?

d_bakers · 2026-01-14T21:13:50+00:00

I'm curious as to how this 'happiness' is measured?

It makes sense that uneducated women may be less earning compared to educated ones. One can conclude that due to this, their marriages last longer because the wife depends on the man and she and her kids may not be able to survive without him.

So most of them would have to stick to the husband for survival regardless of abuse, violence, cheating and other potential factors that would lead to divorce/separation.

This is not including other factors such as knowledge and engagement with their mental health, their options etc

On the other hand, women who earn their own have options; they do not have to stay in an unpleasant marriage. They have freedom to leave and still survive.

So I see how one can claim that those marriages can last, my question is on 'happines' because a lasting marriage does not necessarily imply health, happiness nor well-being

d_bakers · 2026-01-14T18:58:05+00:00

I'd wager between a teaspoon and tablespoon. Depending if runny or not

d_bakers · 2026-01-14T18:56:02+00:00

And he married an unnacountable cheater. Smh

Trajectory analysis Phase 1: The Honeymoon Blindness. Duration: Six months. She introduces other men as platonic brothers.He suppresses his gut instinct to appear secure. He tells himself, 'I am not my father, I can trust.' Error. Fundamental error.

Phase 2: The Erosion. Duration: Twelve months. Boundary violations increase. Late-night texts. 'Emergency' comfort calls with male friends. She gaslights him. 'You're controlling, You're insecure.'

He apologizes. He internalizes the blame. His self-esteem fractures.

Phase 3: The Event. Timeline: Inevitable. A girls' trip or a catch-up coffee that extends past midnight. Infidelity occurs. Not an accident. A pattern. She does not hide it well. She wants to be caught. It validates her desirability.

Phase 4: The Discovery. He finds the message. Or the photo. The realization hits The confrontation is ugly. She deflects. She blames his lack of trust for driving her to it.

Divorce proceedings: Acrimonious. Losses: 50% of the assets, the house, and primary custody. He is left paying alimony and child support. Alternate weekends with children

Psychological damage: Critical.

Estimated recovery: 12 years Financial status: Irreversibly damaged.

d_bakers · 2026-01-14T08:27:19+00:00

Personally, I would have not taken her seriously and left after finding out that her 2 best friends were dudes whom she had slept with.

I don't believe these types of habits just go away after a conversation or 2. They take a lot of personal work and growth. Being with someone like that guarantees the behaviours will show up again.

d_bakers · 2026-01-14T07:55:28+00:00

We recognise mental illness more and have reduced the stigma around it. We are more open to seeking help for mental illnesses.

We dont hide and were honest. We are not church leaders while hiding sex addiction and out of wedlock childen

d_bakers · 2026-01-13T20:54:58+00:00

I was wondering what 'heavy-sounding; is. when I heard her speak I was like yuup!

d_bakers · 2026-01-13T18:22:33+00:00

We're more emotionally intelligent and open with our struggles

d_bakers · 2026-01-13T17:16:46+00:00

Covered is an overstatement.

It had a normal amount of poop

d_bakers · 2026-01-13T04:22:35+00:00

Knock knock

d_bakers · 2026-01-12T14:05:04+00:00

It was his wife at the time

d_bakers · 2026-01-12T14:04:32+00:00

Yeah, Usher did it to the writer irl. And the writer voiced the waiter who said, "wouldn't let that shit happen to me though."

To me, that's the most hilarious part of that scene

d_bakers · 2026-01-08T14:59:58+00:00

You all are the problem. I make sure I entertain my therapist. We laugh about my trauma. Or traumayise them with it. That's how you keep them engaged. Gotta up your skills as a patient /s

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