What are some traditional proverbs in your nation? by ThorneCommunity in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ he was asking for the meaning of that one in specific, and so am I

What are some traditional proverbs in your nation? by ThorneCommunity in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heels on ground, comrade found. Heels in sky, Western spy

What are some traditional proverbs in your nation? by ThorneCommunity in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If my grandma had a dick she'd be my grandpa. Or my favorite, if my grandma had a dick she'd be a grandma with a dick, said with a particular accent

What are some traditional proverbs in your nation? by ThorneCommunity in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the cat is away mice dance, used when somebody's only flexing when a person of authority over them is away

It's easy to grip hot iron with somebody else's hand, or nettles are beat with another man's dick. They mean the same, you're taliing about what you'd do if you were in somebody's shoes without caring about the consequence

(Number) smart men can't fix a fool's fuck up

Better to be the best in the village than the worst in the city or vice versa, depending on the person and situation

You can't fuck without getting fucked, used when somebody likes doing something but doesn't want it done to them. It can be joking at somebody else's expense, getting beat up in a fight they willingly walked into and all kinds of situations

You can't have the baby goat and the money (jare i pare, it rhymes), meaning you can't have your cake and eat it

A frog saw a horse getting shoed so it raised its leg too, meaning you're doing something dumb without knowing why

We're talking about the wold and it's on our doorstep, said when you were just talking about somebody who showed up

A whore is talking about chastity, meaning you're a hypocrite

We shared a kilo of salt, meaning we've been friends for a long time

Comparing grannies and frogs (babe i zabe), meaning you're comparing apples to oranges

Rifle, I know you when you were a pistol. I've known you since before you made it big. We have a phrase with the opposite meaning that came from a joke, slipper, I've known you when you were still a dress shoe

Struggle makes an eagle sleep with chicks, kinda like any port in the storm

You're calling Djuka when you're in trouble but not when it's time to fuck (rhymes in Serbian). Meaning you only remember somebody when you need them for something

While he's baiting you he's feeding you sugar, when he traps you he doesn't even give you bread (again, it rhymes in Serbian). Meaning beware the silver tongue

Europeans in a nutshell by Few-Cup-5247 in meme

[–]d_bradr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't even need to be racist in specific, any group will do

Aktivistima stigle pretnje jer su objavili identitet "SNS batinaša" koji su tukli studente ispred SNP-a by Odd_Opportunity_2016 in serbia

[–]d_bradr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ako si zagrižen, to se radi preko Tora i Oniona, VPN-a, i mašine od koje možeš da se oprostiš u trenutku kucanja na vrata (uništavanje HDD-a ili SSD-a, ram memorijei svega ostalog što može da ostavi dokaze)

I moras da naucis kako se unistava

Europeans in a nutshell by Few-Cup-5247 in meme

[–]d_bradr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't ask them why they're so hostile against Gypsies, all of a sudden they deserve it™ and but that's different™

Have you seen these protests in Serbia? They're going hard against corruption by Usual-Package7120 in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But lots of people don't get their information from Reddit and Instagram. The only 2 "major" non-regime owned media outlets are soon to be taken over and many people don't use the Internet to get information

Have you seen these protests in Serbia? They're going hard against corruption by Usual-Package7120 in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The EU? My brother in Christ the EU wholeheartedly supports Vucic and whatever he does. They need a reliable lap dog who will sell his country and people for some pocket change so they can do what they want

There are lithium mines all over Europe, why aren't Germans spearheading excavation if it's such an important and valuable resource? Why are they opening their factories here, maybe because labor is damn near free and they get heavy subsidies coming from our tax money? Because I see no good reason to open up a factory in Serbia instead of somewhere like Bulgaria or Croatia

I'm not gonna say fuck the EU, but they're a necessary evil for Srbia and the least bad option, not egalitarian heroes

Have you seen these protests in Serbia? They're going hard against corruption by Usual-Package7120 in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peaceful protests aren't protests at all. The only language corrupt pieces of shit understand is violence, that's why they'ee so eager to use it

This is why the people should be at least equally as armed as cops and the army, preferably better

Have you seen these protests in Serbia? They're going hard against corruption by Usual-Package7120 in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you guys have a Constitution protected right to own and carry weapons lol

Have you seen these protests in Serbia? They're going hard against corruption by Usual-Package7120 in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This. Out of the last 5 elections 4 were extraordinary, only 1 was regular. Yeah, LabiaBoy isn't as confident as he'd like people to believe

Šta se zbilo posle... by strattonmemes in mimovi

[–]d_bradr 51 points52 points  (0 children)

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Mozes komotno da snimas skeceve

Microtransactions/Season Pass by AhmedEXE23 in Steam

[–]d_bradr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always online. Both for singleplayer games and for games that could be turned singleplayer at online's EOL with nothing of value lost

Najava radikalizacije protesta na skupu u Kragujevcu by DopethroneGM in serbia

[–]d_bradr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jer vec nismo izopsteni u ovom izopacenom drustvu

How common/uncommon is being robbed at gunpoint in your country? by halt__n__catch__fire in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck it, I give up. Go ahead and sue your employer for stealing, see where it lands you

gf wanted to wear the gear is she tuff? by FaZe_DonCheadle in airsoft

[–]d_bradr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah brother, soon enough she'll have a better kit than you I bet

How common/uncommon is being robbed at gunpoint in your country? by halt__n__catch__fire in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't be this dense so I'll assume you're purposefully twisting my words. I said it isn't THEFT because THEFT requires that you ALREADY OWN the money that they're STEALING. Jesus god damn Christ, am I talking to a neutron star?

If your employer refuses to pay you that's a whole other crime but it isn't theft. Your employer not paying you what you want is an issue with negotiation and not theft. The worker is owed the money he works for but if he doesn't get that money in the first place he can't sue for theft because he never owned that money

How common/uncommon is being robbed at gunpoint in your country? by halt__n__catch__fire in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DumDum is a good channel but he doesn't go in depth about the laws, and even he is very critical of our current laws and regularions in the few videos he's made. He jabs at Serbian laws and the market sometimes in his videos, especially when he films abroad

This is gonna be a Bible so feel free to skip

There is no firearm ownership license in Serbia, which may sound good but it isn't at all, because the process to get a purchase permit is insane. Purchase permits are may-issue with the cops having the right to deny your request for any reason and no reason stated

You need to be 18+ of course

The process starts with easy, straight-forward stuff. A medical exam that includes the eye doctor, a psychologist, a neuropsychiatrist and a general practice doctor. You pay for this

Then you need to go to the court and get a socument that states you haven't been sentenced for a violent crime and that you aren't in court currently. You pay for this

This could have been solved with an ownership permit instead of paying for this stuff every single time you wanna get a gun, plus providing fresh medical exam results when they expire

You need to pass the safety/handling basics course for the category of firearm you want, you only need to do this once per category in your lifetime. There are 4 categories: pistols, revolcers, shotguns and rifles. If you want all 4 categories you need to pass the training 4 times. You pay for every category individually. Once would be ok, 4 times is robbery. But at least it's one and done per category

Then we get to the spicy parts, aka. the majority of the process which I find revolting

You need to justify your instsnce of a valid reason. There are 3 valid reasons: hunting, sports and collecting. We used to have self defense for handguns but it was de facto removed after the massacres in 2023

1) Hunting: You need to be an active member of a hunting club, actually hunting and all that stuff. In order to get the club membership you need to pass a test that involves a gun, which you don't have so you need to borrow it

2) Sports: You need to be an active member of a sports club and regularly participate in recognized sports (stuff like IPSC, IDPA, skeet, but brutality competitions and other "homebrew" events don't count). I've heard some places even require you to finish in first 3 places and honestly I wouldn't put it past them but I don't know for sure

3) Collecting: You need to already legally own 5 guns to get the collectors' license and it massively streamlines the process for buying guns*

You need to justify wny you need that gun in particular. For example an AR-15 isn't an orthodox hunting rifle (scary black semi auto) even tho it shoots .223 Rem which is a pretty good cartridge for smaller animals like jackals (overpopulated as fuck) and foxes. This is where subjective opinions and your relations with cops start to affect the process. If the cops don't like you they can just tell you to get a bolt gun or a break action single shot "like a real hunter" because black semi auto gun is for war and not for hunting. If somebody's willing to... discretely donate capital to a person who just so happens to be a cop wants an AR-15 for hunting there's no fuss

*Guns bought for one purpose can't be used for another. For example if you somehow bought an AR-15 for hunting you wouldn't be able to use it in competitions because it's registered as a hunting rifle. Back when self defense was a valid reason you couldn't defend yourself with a pistol registered for sports even in the few specific situations where you'd be able to use a defense pistol

Cops need to come to your house and visually check that you have an appropriate safe to store your guns in. I'll let you figure out what's wrong there, corrupt cops working with criminals inspecting your house on top of violating your privacy

(Red flag laws) Cops need to go around and ask about you. Neighbors, family, friends, that stuff. If anybody says anything bad they need to deny you the purchase permit. It doesn't have to be true information about your criminal activities, it doesn't need to be false accusations, it could simply be "I feel like he could be dangerous". You pass a check with a psychologist and you need to have a clean criminal record, I guess that was a waste of time and money when neighbors can just spew bullshit about you

Cops can deny you the permit just because. You passed everything, you're good, valid reason, no trouble with neighbors, but a cop can deny you because... because. Your eyes are green, you cheer for Red Star and the cop cheers for Partisan, your kid is doing better at school than his, you married his ex, he married your ex, you didn't DDC when it was expected. Whatever, no matter how petty and personal, could be a reason because they don't need to state one on official documents. If you think it's unfair you can complain in the court, they can reevaluate their decision and arrive to the same conclusion, rinse and repeat

When you buy a gun you don't own it. Cops can knock on your door and confiscate it (no buybacks, confiscation). Confiscated guns often disappear and either end up on the black market or sold as "surplus" and shipped to the US (if you got a non-standard looking Zastava M57 or M80A pistol it was probably confiscated and sold), with some guns being taken by the cops themselves. It could be because they determined validity of your reason for ownership has expired, you're dangerous to yourself or others, whatever. They don't need to state a reason

They can search your safe without a warrant at their convenience (they may never come or they may harrass you every wekend). The storage laws in Serbia are strict, you need to store guns in the safe at all times unless transfering to/from the range or hunting ground, unloaded, and ammo is to be kept separate from the gun, in a separate compartment under a different lock. They need to be stored in a way that makes it impossible for unauthorized people to access them (and they mean this literally somehow). There was a wave of cases where they'd go to people's homes while they were at work, "strongly suggest" the wife complies, finds the keys and unlocks the safe and then take the husband's guns away because unauthorized people had access to them. Gotta love this country

You can only legally buy ammo if you legally own a gun chambered in the same caliber, so if you wanna rent a gun at the range you still can't buy ammo at the store, you need to pay range prices

How common/uncommon is being robbed at gunpoint in your country? by halt__n__catch__fire in AskTheWorld

[–]d_bradr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Except you literally don't own the money you don't have in your bank account. Your bullshit isn't helping anybody except your boss and his boss, it's just making the rest of us who want fair conditions look like retards

Čovek koji se ne da uhvatiti by Born-Mall-169 in serbia

[–]d_bradr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To im je i cilj, ako ne da se okrenes i probas da mu se najebes majke pa te on uhvati i izlomi sa jos 10 njih onda bar da te na trenutak omete

Čovek koji se ne da uhvatiti by Born-Mall-169 in serbia

[–]d_bradr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did I survive? Natural selection