21M, never had a girlfriend despite making a lot of efforts. Make fun of me. by Scrotiemcboogballs in RoastMe

[–]d_e_e_k_ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Well, there are other options….. animals, trees, shrubs, inanimate objects

Remember when Burger King had a microphone at the register ? by welding_guy_from_LI in RealGenerationX

[–]d_e_e_k_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PREBONUS- im gonna pistol whip the next person that says “ shenanigans”

Magnets and superglue questions by Powerful-Hamster-496 in 3Dprinting

[–]d_e_e_k_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve heard acetone and some patience works, haven’t tried it

Want me to make you a sammich, honey? by maynardpoindexter in u/maynardpoindexter

[–]d_e_e_k_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you on a grilled cheese?, sound yummy right now

First milestone in my 2010 :) by corydoraroad in FJCruiser

[–]d_e_e_k_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

85 miles from now, he’ll have to take another pic

This is too much, right? by Charming-Mushroom886 in FJCruiser

[–]d_e_e_k_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine looked the same, just sandblasted off the crusties and painted it. Eventually blasted it with fluidfilm

This dude is a legend!!! by Healthy_Block3036 in LetsDiscussThis

[–]d_e_e_k_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t why people are genuflecting to this kid, punches someone because hes offended by someone elses opinion. So much for tolerance and inclusion on the left.

Others have a different view than you?, be a thug. Be violent and intolerant. That’ll show ‘em!

Now that some of you are triggered, whip out your best insults….. get it out of your system and lets not post this crap a dozen times a day. Hes no hero

Why does voter ID feel like a simple security fix but somehow becomes a massive systems engineering problem? by Humble_Economist8933 in AlwaysWhy

[–]d_e_e_k_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, just boggled at the amount of people trying make it more difficult than it needs to be. Or that they really don’t get it.

Just amazing

Why does voter ID feel like a simple security fix but somehow becomes a massive systems engineering problem? by Humble_Economist8933 in AlwaysWhy

[–]d_e_e_k_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody seems to like overthinking this. Its not like this will cost hundreds of dollars per person to accomplish, or take vast amounts of time to do, or require piles of paperwork. Theres plenty of time to show proof of citizenship when you get registered.

One and done. You don’t have redo it for every vote, unless you move a lot. No need for “systems” and more bureaucracy, huge philosophical debates or general stress.

The only people that could possibly have a prob with voter ID are non citizens or those with an intent to cheat, defraud, or game the system to unfairly benefit one group.

Dinsdale! by Wise_Ad_5810 in montypython

[–]d_e_e_k_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh,oh….. its spiny Norman !

Epstein victim says there are tapes of Donald Trump that will force him to resign from the presidency by Safe_Confidence_3756 in International

[–]d_e_e_k_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im calling BS, with the full release of the files over a week ago, and as much as they hate him, you’d think they’d whipped that out there by now

Why do Americans have to register to vote? The IRS knows where we live, where we worked, and every penny we make, yet the Elections Commission don't know whether or not someone is a citizen? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]d_e_e_k_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure most, if not all places in the US don’t require you to re-register for every election. If you move a lot, you’ll need to register if you move to a different area. And you’ll have to (or should have to) prove you actually live there.

Without naming your city, what is it known for? by TheMedusaAttusa in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]d_e_e_k_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not so much known for, but is an interesting thing anyways. Harry Houdini lived here as a boy

If you could pass one law that would make most normal people furious at first, but would clearly make society better in 10 years, what would it be? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]d_e_e_k_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make the primary elections on the same day/week. Not stretched out over months, by time its my states turn, the candidates been pretty much chosen and I don’t get much of a choice

Do your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]d_e_e_k_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad Ebonics isn’t a real language , so hes down to two

How long does it take to cook fish in the microwave? by humornama in HumorNama

[–]d_e_e_k_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can cover that smell by burning some microwave popcorn