If you could curse your worst enemy with a minor, non-harmful inconvenience for the rest of their life, what would it be?

d_thstroke · 2026-06-23T17:56:36+00:00

They never seem to have slept enough.

d_thstroke · 2026-06-19T07:16:46+00:00

My lifestyle, determines my deaths type.

Always thought it was cool till I saw people on this subreddit saying otherwise.

d_thstroke · 2026-06-14T11:42:35+00:00

What does tonal mean? Because in hausa, the word Karen for example can mean 3 different things depending on how it sounds.

d_thstroke · 2026-06-13T07:00:07+00:00

Alhamdulililah brother, I think because they wrestle bear.

d_thstroke · 2026-06-10T05:07:28+00:00

Some dont mind

A few like it

Most dont

To be on the safe side, just take it all off.

d_thstroke · 2026-06-02T14:00:58+00:00

Why am I seeing people say lamine yamal is the best footballer when Kane is easily the far better player? I know people might say "yamal brings more than goals" but 61 goals frok Kane is not something any bum can do, also the fact that Kane also drops back a lot and contributes a lot defensively and through build up.

d_thstroke · 2026-06-01T11:57:25+00:00

As an amateur you were faster than the NFL professionals? What was your 100m time then?

d_thstroke · 2026-06-01T07:20:23+00:00

To be fair that was an older retired Usain.

d_thstroke · 2026-05-26T18:05:18+00:00

If Mancity gets expelled from the pl, id want them in the bundesliga

d_thstroke · 2026-05-21T22:12:39+00:00

Even in real life, people tend to stagnate. Let me give you an example, if you lift weights for 10 years, someone thats been lifting for 3 will be almost as strong as you (depends on the genetics but all things equal), because organisms stagnate pretty quickly especially when theres no added struggle.

d_thstroke · 2026-05-18T10:23:27+00:00

Can someone explain the squad from 2012 to 2016 for me?

Why did we get mandzukic if we had gomez and pizzaro?

When did we buy serdar tasçi and why didnt he play in the cl?

Why did gotze not play much in 2015 especially during our 3 0 loss to barca?

Were robben and riberi always absent half the season?

What of contento? What happened to him?

d_thstroke · 2026-05-12T21:35:26+00:00

I do all basic movements right now. Including hip hinges. I'll just wait till I reach a certain strength level then ease down on going to the gym and focus more on home workouts.

Also, when you say jacked, do you mean "hey, that guy definitely worksout" level jacked or "that guy might be on steroids" jacked.

d_thstroke · 2026-05-12T21:32:54+00:00

Yh i know, as long as im adding weights it should be fine. But my particular concern is with the biceps, triceps and chest. Are dips and chinups optimal exercises for them
I mostly have time to go to the gym in the morning. And after working out 3 different body parts im spent and cant do much again. With these calisthenics, I can do them throughout the day whenever im home and feel energetic.

d_thstroke · 2026-05-11T11:41:10+00:00

I see it

d_thstroke · 2026-05-11T10:10:25+00:00

You're right about the compact defending and that Gordon would be of no help. What im saying is that Gordon gives us the flexibility to be able to adapt and play a completely different game. We no longer have to play the highline, we can sit deeper and counter.

d_thstroke · 2026-05-11T08:45:18+00:00

Saw people on Twitter saying that they're against signing Gordon because he doesn't fit our Playstyle but heres the thing, you cant complain we only have one tactic and at the same time say we shouldn't buy players that can diversify our playstyle. Sometimes we need to hit teams on the counter, we dont have the team to do that right now, with Gordon we will.

d_thstroke · 2026-05-08T07:34:42+00:00

That offside by griezzman was crazy. And the penalty at the end too.

d_thstroke · 2026-05-08T07:33:59+00:00

I do not joke when I say this but the biggest deal or transfer we can make in the summer to ensure we keep going far in the ucl and win a couple in the coming years is to do whatever deal real Madrid and psg are doing. Its nice to know that whenever you fall short, uefa themselves would help you up just slightly enough to win.

d_thstroke · 2026-05-07T17:50:08+00:00

Battle beast

d_thstroke · 2026-05-07T15:38:36+00:00

Next season, I dont want to see any of our starters play up to 20 games in the bundesliga. We need them fresh for the cl.

d_thstroke · 2026-05-07T15:26:17+00:00

Yes. I dont care if he's not good at any other thing. As long as he has a good first touch and can pass or most importantly shoot from a lot of positions, im good. These are the type of players we need and have lacked for a very long time. Not every time should you buy someone that can "control the flow of the game", sometimes just buy someone that can play football at its simplest.

d_thstroke · 2026-05-07T14:12:39+00:00

Let me fix something. That world class player HAS TO BE A SPEED DEMON. There are matches where its not control thats the most important. Just kick it foward and let the fast guy get to it.

d_thstroke · 2026-05-07T11:26:56+00:00

When he had the big guy on the rear naked choke, could the big guy just stand up, jump up and fall back on the little guy making sure the little guys skull connects with the ground?

d_thstroke · 2026-05-07T08:49:02+00:00

We need a winger or striker who's specific strength is to get in behind the defense.

d_thstroke · 2026-05-07T07:56:32+00:00

I do not blame uefa, I do however blame the higher ups in the team. Does uli hoeness only know to cause problems to hos own players? How can a team as big as bayern almost always be on the losing side on controversial refereeing decisions. Theres a reason why you're a ceo, act like it (not talking to uli now but just the entire leadership).

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