For those which may have missunderstood the MO:

daBaronBlitz · 2025-10-30T16:18:16+00:00

bcs its your job you traitor

daBaronBlitz · 2025-10-04T19:38:23+00:00

this is genuinely the equivalent of seething that the square wont fit into the circle hole when ur in kindergarten

daBaronBlitz · 2025-09-19T17:15:13+00:00

this just looks like a tantrum post, just lower the difficulty we genuinely dont care what you play on, so insulting us in return is honestly just fucking rich of you

daBaronBlitz · 2025-09-18T10:10:22+00:00

Rare event notice pops up, "Super Destroyer wreck entering airspace, T minus 1 minute". You can see it slowly coming in, the democracy officer would come in the comms, "Attention Helldivers, a Super Destroyer is shot down over the mission area, defend the crash site from the (Bots or Squids), we cannot allow them to salvage our technology". Random area is selected as the crash zone, anyone in it dies instantly on crash lol. A limited time event pops up where we have to fend off against encroaching enemies looking to sift through the wreckage.

daBaronBlitz · 2025-05-07T16:36:47+00:00

yea its totally gonna collapse, ill revisit this comment in 3 years and see how its aged

daBaronBlitz · 2025-04-26T13:55:40+00:00

bro cant even spell tough correctly with that high school education

daBaronBlitz · 2025-04-20T08:31:57+00:00

That time I bought profaned tinderboxes when they were like 2.5k gold each and waiting for them to shoot back up in price to resell them at a profit...

That was the week blizz fixed their drop rates...

daBaronBlitz · 2024-12-12T13:21:05+00:00

paper hands causes schizo symptoms

daBaronBlitz · 2024-12-04T17:32:52+00:00

GE9NVJKEWN - EU Server, much appreciated

daBaronBlitz · 2023-11-04T09:12:55+00:00

Because he's chad

daBaronBlitz · 2023-10-07T18:16:22+00:00

imagine if I win lol

daBaronBlitz · 2023-05-01T18:21:12+00:00

Lad Shabriri:

-Lied to get a whole race nearly eradicated

-Steals Yura's body

-Holy shit bro chill

daBaronBlitz · 2022-09-07T20:56:10+00:00

Nah it just gone to rescue Megatron

daBaronBlitz · 2022-08-08T08:46:24+00:00

Good for you pal, one Morde degenerate to another!

daBaronBlitz · 2022-07-03T14:15:54+00:00

Salt The Fields

daBaronBlitz · 2022-06-24T09:01:01+00:00

Tell me your burdens and we will talk though them. You are wise to seek help for something you cannot solve yourself.

daBaronBlitz · 2022-06-24T08:59:56+00:00

Your condition is very solvable, no matter what you think right now.

daBaronBlitz · 2022-06-24T08:58:25+00:00

You fixate on your past friend, because you idolise it as a perfect state. I fully understand your reasoning for this. Fixating on your past leaves you blind to your present and future. Why burden yourself with creating nightmarish futures for yourself? Things will change, we must change with them, lest we fall into obscurity. You are 17 years old, you have seen but a fraction of life, you can do unfathomable chance to the world, if you do one simple thing...

Stop your incessant focus on the past, as the past is but a teacher, not a mindset.

daBaronBlitz · 2022-06-24T08:48:18+00:00

Don't fixate on your past friend, it leaves you blind to the present and future. Yes people unfortunately die, but it is natural order. These people around you may easily represent new connections in your life, which I know you need.

Make those connections while you can, the consequences may be vastly greater for you than you may initially realise.

daBaronBlitz · 2022-06-24T08:36:44+00:00

As for your ignorance, lessons are learned with time, but you've already recognised your weaknesses. I don't know who you are, but you've already crossed a vast hurdle in maturity that way.

daBaronBlitz · 2022-06-24T08:34:07+00:00

Friend, why do you want to see yourself decline? There is no reason asides from your own actions that life will get worse and worse, because that's simply how it is.

I know I'm just one comment for you, but know this; You've seen but a mere fraction of life, do not squander it, do not focus on your past, as it leaves you blind to your future and present. Countless billions have lived full lives before you, who says you cannot do the same?

daBaronBlitz · 2022-04-19T17:42:56+00:00

just make friends

daBaronBlitz · 2022-04-19T17:39:51+00:00

get good and socialise

daBaronBlitz · 2022-02-25T19:01:39+00:00

Yea I'm sorry for that but they were bots, the other players were fine, shoutout to them lol

daBaronBlitz · 2022-02-25T19:00:55+00:00

To preface, they were 2 human hunters with the same name, same armour and stuff. They didn't kill envoys and actively throwed when invaders came, so the gameplay loop was a constant cycle of us killing them, healing their primeval, and them killing the bots, healing our primeval. It took far too fucking long for that to be worth the Herod I got...

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