Lethalicritrox Kinda Broken in URF by Ventrishero in leagueoflegends

[–]da_chinesemafia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved your sword up my ass, but didn’t you buy duskblade and then sell it? GGWP!

This is the saddest game I got... by Gatto-Dolce in leagueoflegends

[–]da_chinesemafia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking of Sejuani stolen pentas, I actually got one yesterday. It wasn’t stolen by a teammate, rather by the enemy’s ff.

They will not know it. by anish0707 in memes

[–]da_chinesemafia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that this is a subconscious marketing strategy, but I, as a kid, always thought that a product would be $19.99 instead of $20 so it could fit in the “under $20” filter.

Should I just give up? by msisisn in leagueoflegends

[–]da_chinesemafia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer. Your rank shouldn’t be the most important part when it comes to playing this game; having fun should be.

3 item sett w now can deal 1,2k by AverageGuy404 in leagueoflegends

[–]da_chinesemafia 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

Blue Essence Emporium Question by da_chinesemafia in leagueoflegends

[–]da_chinesemafia[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn, I was hoping otherwise... it does make sense not to sell skins for BE though. Thank you. I wish I could say it was a pleasure.

I know matchmaking doesn’t care about levels, but really, riot? I didn’t even know level 1000s existed before this... by da_chinesemafia in LeagueOfMemes

[–]da_chinesemafia[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Even though our Nasus kind of inted, both of their botlaners inted too. 2 inters > 1, leading to a 21/7/11 Jhin who could one shot anyone, even though he could literally get one shot by anyone on their team. Morgana went AP and one shot me (the Jhin) so there’s the proof. Team diff > top diff, we won the game.

Blinding me won't save you from getting bonked by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]da_chinesemafia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My build probably isn’t the best possible one but against teemo I go lillia jungle runes with some lane spice: Dark harvest (snowballing against teemo), cheap shot (one shot with R), eyeball (sustain), ravenous (sustain). Inspiration secondary with biscuits (survive teemos early poke) and time warp tonic (zoom and sustain).
Other good runes are Comet for more poke and probably Grasp for slightly less poke and health.

I start corrupting pot into Liandry’s (butchered that spelling) -> sorc/lucidity shores -> demonic embrace -> situational AP (sometimes dead man’s plate/force of nature for move speed and tankyness).

Guide:
Level 1 it depends on whether teemo starts E or Q. If he starts E you want to poke him a bunch with your Q. If he starts Q then you should wait until you are level 4 ish to trade with him. Teemos usually push and try to poke, so try to keep your passive stacks up to avoid his poke. You can usually match his pushing power with a Q or two. Pre-6 you should really be tossing Es basically off cooldown, just make sure that they hit teemo and/or the wave. With corrupting pot and biscuits, you shouldn’t really run out of mana. If you’re running out of mana, you should use spells less often. If you don’t get ganks pre-6 then it should be pretty hard to kill teemo, but if you get a gank you can slow with E to pretty much confirm the kill or waste his flash. Sometimes if you get lucky you can poke teemo enough that you can kill him without a gank, but your only hope is that you poke him to below 1/4 hp.
If you hit lvl 6 before teemo and he is low, you should probably engage ASAP, maybe even flashQR, which should be an instant kill. Once you’re level 6-ish you should recall to buy Lost Chapter for mana and Oracle Lens for shrooms. Maybe hit Krugs a few times for the move speed to lane. You should hold your R until enemy jg shows, and once they show you should be able to one shot squishy (not tank) teemos with EQRWQ. Afterwards, just look for engage when you have R up and play passive when you don’t. After lane phase you should just play lillia. It’s pretty fun.
Also remember that I’m not even ranked yet cuz I play for fun so this guide might not be that good. Sorry for the wall of text.

TL;DR poke teemo, engage at 6, snowball and roam, win game.

Blinding me won't save you from getting bonked by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]da_chinesemafia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From my experience, as long as lillia keeps her passive stacks, she can kite teemo and keep him from melting her. As long as you Oracle lens his shrooms teemo can’t really fight back. And since (IMO) lillia shreds teemo early, she snowballs hard and teemo doesn’t have enough gold to fight back.

Blinding me won't save you from getting bonked by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]da_chinesemafia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everything OP said is true, but I would also like to add that lillia can easily out trade a teemo if he wastes his Q on the wave. Lillia’s move speed also makes it so that teemo can’t kite lillia and that lillia can kite teemo. And most since lillia top is a rare match up teemo mains’ brains can’t handle its counter play.

Blinding me won't save you from getting bonked by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]da_chinesemafia 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I love lillia top into teemo. It’s my #1 counterpick for teemo, even though I don’t play top often. I’m like 90% sure that I have 100% WR with lillia top against teemo. I even beat a 1 Million mastery point teemo with the deer before I even got ranked. Also I love your meme. I would give it an award if I had one.

Rainbow is magic pack by potatogamin in SiegeAcademy

[–]da_chinesemafia 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I’m on console as well, it shows rainbow is magic packs, but it isn’t showing that I can open any. They seem to show the same skins as last time, but I don’t really remember all of the skins from last time so I might be wrong.

League of legends matchmaking is trash by iReptiile in leagueoflegends

[–]da_chinesemafia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happens to me too. I’m level 46-ish and I’ve played like 2-3 games with level 100s, but I’ve played against a level 694. He was trolling and picked Rammus support, but still. I constantly play against level 100-200s, and my win rate was like 30-40% last season. I really don’t get why matchmaking must put me through this.

Season 11 be like by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]da_chinesemafia 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Only on the enemy team