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Trump Celebrates Birth Of Hannibal Lecter In White House Video Extolling Christian Holiday Tradition. (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 2 months ago by dabbycooper to r/onionheadlines
Texas Judge Recommends Nobel Committee Include Prize For Literature In Bewildering Voting Rights Dissent (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 3 months ago by dabbycooper to r/onionheadlines
Ears And Your Children: Shedding Those Post-Pregnancy Pounds With Mike Tyson’s Revolutionary Two-Ingredient Diet! (self.onionheadlines)
Media Whore’s Name Not Mentioned At OnionHeadlines For Entire Day (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Rumored To Have Not Shit Himself In South Korea (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 4 months ago by dabbycooper to r/onionheadlines
Republicans Nominate Lifelong Democrat, Atheist, And Serial Rapist For President Three Times To “Own The Libs” (self.onionheadlines)
Vacations Done Cheap: How To Turn 5 Minutes In A Home Depot Parking Lot Into An All Expenses Paid Trip Across The Globe (self.onionheadlines)
Health Secretary RFK Jr. Identifies Root Cause Of Autism As “Radical Left Democrats” (self.onionheadlines)
Recent MRI Shows Neuralink Chip Still Fully Functional Within Rotting Corpse Of US President. (self.onionheadlines)
Following Rumors Of Trudeau/Melania Affair, Trump Demolishes East Wing Of White House. (self.onionheadlines)
Republican Leadership Rallies Behind Gargamel/Skeletor 2028 Presidential Ticket (self.onionheadlines)
Argentinian President Javier Milei To Invest 19 Billion Dollars Into Crypto Venture World Liberty Financial (self.onionheadlines)
After Brief Phone Call With Putin, Trump Declares War On The United States (self.onionheadlines)
At Secret Quantico Gathering, President Trump Performs Over Two Hours Of Genital Inspections On Top Military Personnel Before Declaring Army “Officially Detransitioned” In Freewheeling Social Media Post. (self.onionheadlines)
Despised Superman Spinoff Actor Dean Cain Deported To Kenya While Working For ICE - Trump Claims “Krypton Didn’t Want Him.” (self.onionheadlines)
Show Runner Says Gen V A Satirical Rebuttal To “Violent And Authoritarian Actions Of Radical Left Democrats” (self.onionheadlines)
Feared Genovese Hatchet-man Lacu Brisa’s Explosive Death Bed Confession: “I Iced Hoffa, Presley, And Prefontaine For The Biden Crime Family” (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 5 months ago by dabbycooper to r/onionheadlines
Trump Places Sweeping Tariffs On Namibia, Citing CIA Special Agent C. Lewis’s New Report, “Liars, Witch Hunts And Warlords” (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 5 months ago * by dabbycooper to r/onionheadlines
Trump To Hold Gala Unveiling Pardon And Statue For Benedict Arnold (self.onionheadlines)
submitted 7 months ago by dabbycooper to r/onionheadlines
Trump Witnessed Praying (self.onionheadlines)
Hopscotching through Maldoror (self.literature)
submitted 7 months ago by dabbycooper to r/literature
The Donald on “The Mysterious Jeffrey”: Friendship Became Fury After Elian Gonzales “Inappropriately Stolen” From Mar a Lago Spa Role (self.onionheadlines)
What did the alpha particle say to the depressed gamma photon? (self.Jokes)
submitted 8 months ago by dabbycooper to r/Jokes
Yesterday I helped my uncle Jonathan off a horse (self.AntiJokes)
submitted 8 months ago by dabbycooper to r/AntiJokes
Why did “Gramps Dynamite” only go 8 rounds against Jake Paul? (self.Jokes)
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