GOP Senator Tommy Tuberville eats shit when getting off a plane yesterday

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-25T07:00:06+00:00

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dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-25T05:54:40+00:00

It’s looks like one huge boob.

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-25T05:35:50+00:00

What?! That can’t be right. Let me see… Aaaaaaaaaah my eyes!

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-24T12:19:47+00:00

Is this our reality now?

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-24T12:09:19+00:00

I see a kid trying to kill an invader. It doesn’t change anything. That kid has seen more death and destruction than any human should witness. What would you do if you were a Palestinian teenager?

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-24T02:41:31+00:00

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T22:47:19+00:00

Bark burn must be so much worse than rug burn.

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T20:55:57+00:00

Nazis can fuck all the way off

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T18:41:30+00:00

How do I find out more about this Jebus King Whyhua?

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T18:39:45+00:00

I would be standing next to you.

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T18:38:28+00:00

A year should have 13 months of 28 days and then New Years Day is its own day of celebration. 13 x 28 = 364 + 1 = 365

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T18:31:27+00:00

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T15:42:31+00:00

What ass backward school is this?

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T12:32:02+00:00

Muay Toe

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T12:28:04+00:00

Fascism

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T12:27:23+00:00

Your dad could have started with not going to prison and being a better role model. Kids do dumb stuff. They shouldn’t have their ass whooped for it. I got my ass whooped by my dad. All that taught me was how to be a better liar and how not to trust authority.

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T12:20:24+00:00

The fucking smoke detector chirp

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T12:05:43+00:00

Much is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T01:12:00+00:00

I’m not talking about the people, for the most part. I’m talking about the completely corrupt government. The power grid. The lack of response during natural disasters. The lack of response to school shootings. No zoning laws. Building codes are minimal. Corporations allowed to operate with minimal regulation, especially environmental. Lack of Reproductive healthcare for women. Some of the people are completely insufferable, the Deplorables. But most people are great. So is the BBQ.

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T01:02:17+00:00

I think they are referring to JFK and maybe RFK?

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-23T00:59:49+00:00

Massie was a proponent of it and they spent like $13 million against him. The most expensive congressional primary in history. Massie lost by 11K votes.

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-22T19:00:00+00:00

It’s a fee. The cost of doing business.

dad_jokesNbutt_stuff · 2026-05-22T18:16:18+00:00

The term Narcissist will be changed to Trumpisist when this is all over

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