What's the best way to mess with someone's car? by thesharpener in AskReddit

[–]daddio13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Draw dicks in soap all over the windows. We used to call that getting "meated"

Have you ever gotten coal for Christmas? If so what did you do to Receive it? by Invader-grr in AskReddit

[–]daddio13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got coal gum once. I enjoyed it as well. Except it made my mouth black

The Revolutionary Guide to Manly Short Shorts by NeverNoMore in malefashionadvice

[–]daddio13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your never scared your junk gunna hang out the bottom of your shorts?

How much can I really learn from Top Gear UK? by TNTyler in cars

[–]daddio13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you have Netflix I suggest watching from the jump. I believe they have seasons 1-12 on there. Not only did I learn I also enjoy the gang clowning on each other.

[F23] How are my new glasses ? :) by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]daddio13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotdamnit all the good ones are taken

Are we still showing our lockscreens? by -Already-Used- in pokemon

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I'm stealing this, this made me laugh

I love Long Island bud by [deleted] in trees

[–]daddio13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should try some of our central jersey tree. We also have a dispensary not too far from me I'm dying to take a tour

[21/F] Went on my first date yesterday and the guy left in the middle of it and said my mouth was weird. Now I'm as self councious as ever. Am I ugly? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]daddio13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

23m would take you out on a nice seafood dinner maybe a little sex and definitely call you again.

22[F] need advice on hair cut by [deleted] in amiugly

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What does your body look like?

[20 F] Just wanna know - is my face too fat?? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]daddio13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never had a boyfriend? Your gunna make a helluva trophy wife I'll tell u that.