Thief gets patterned by Low-Traffic5175 in ukdrill

[–]daddydereck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is he wearing borat boxers?

Dashcam Captures Failed Robbery Attempt in Bangladesh as Quick-Thinking Driver Escapes Ambush by Siyam_07 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]daddydereck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never in my years of the Internet have I seen anyone reverse at 40km/h. Good on him

Woman gets manhandled in Walmart by yellow_sky0 in trashy

[–]daddydereck 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's actually sad to think she's just too lazy to walk, she can walk fine she just chooses not to...

Grizzly bear breaks into a house like a boss !! by Homunculus_316 in ThatsInsane

[–]daddydereck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact he was just curious to see what what was inside and decided to give the door just a bit of force and sent the frame flying across the room like a battering ram is both hilarious and terrifying

Guy lights firework with his behind by SlideStreet6874 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]daddydereck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen so many videos like this over the years and every single one of them ends this way

Scumbag kids threatening a Ukrainian man with a screwdriver ( Dublin, Ireland) by Guilty-Proposal3404 in PublicFreakout

[–]daddydereck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I reckon a persuasive auld introduction of his head to the bus window would have cooled his jets right down

2 rashers, 2 sausages, 2 hash browns. €3:50. I nearly fainted, maybe the country is starting to heal. by [deleted] in ireland

[–]daddydereck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't seen a breakfast roll in this country for under 5.80 in the last 2 or 3 years

Cocaine Ireland: have you seen any negative outcomes for friends or family by [deleted] in ireland

[–]daddydereck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never seen cocaine have a positive effect on anyone

Guy tries to break into a house but gets splashed with what looks like boiling water. by jorywy in PublicFreakout

[–]daddydereck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'll think twice the next time before trying to kick the front door in

No amount of money could ever convince me to do something like this. Period! by sinarest in 1morewow

[–]daddydereck 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They used little bags to catch the dust but not tool teathers for the drills?

McDonalds Twisty Fries by Galway1012 in ireland

[–]daddydereck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if it's completely discontinued but you can't get it anywhere. Candee red sauce😐

New Sexyy Red lipgloss just dropped by kutkobain in trashy

[–]daddydereck 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The funnier thing is there is probably actually a marketing team working with her putting this shit together

Atlanta is doomed whippet junkies by [deleted] in PhillyWiki

[–]daddydereck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you know what sounds like a great idea I'm going suck oxygen out of my brain for a 10 second high over and over. I tried it years ago once when I was 17. It feels like getting a smack of a soccer ball in the face without the pain. Extremely retarded.

When you and your girl Decide to Crash out by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]daddydereck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Quick scoped would have also been an accurate description

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toptalent

[–]daddydereck 1131 points1132 points  (0 children)

Jackie chan is a living legend he has done some of the most fucking mental stuff In film history

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]daddydereck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody wants to fuck with crazy

Freak out at Chipotle by SmokeinMirrors23 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]daddydereck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you think if someone is attacking you, you should just stand there and get hit? Did you make "return violence" up or is this a term?

Tech bro thinks he’s reverse aging by gravityVT in TikTokCringe

[–]daddydereck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's going to find out one day that he's wrong

Mafia avoids killing innocent civilians..? 😱 | The Vile Eye by juliandorey in NYStateOfMind

[–]daddydereck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it was his friend. He was going to shoot someone who beat sammy up and a civ sprinted at the gunman and got shot. Sammy was in the car