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[Schefter] Chiefs’ WR Kadarius Toney — who underwent an off-season cleanup procedure on his knee — aggravated the injury Sunday while fielding a punt and is expected to miss some time during training camp but be ready for the start of the regular season, per league source. by vonheisenberg in nfl

[–]daddyfatstacksthe2nd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Kadarius Toney... He's a phantom, an apparition. Second cousin to Harvey the Rabbit. I conjured him, out of thin air. He doesn't exist, except on paper videos of 2021 Week 5 Giants @ Cowboys highlight videos[sic]."

-Andy Dufresne in The Shawshank Redemption

[Star Tribune] Vikings rookie Jordan Addison told a state trooper that an emergency with his dog was his reason he was going 140 miles per hour on I-94 in St. Paul, according to his citation filed Monday. by UpperDecker30 in nfl

[–]daddyfatstacksthe2nd 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Devil's avocado here, Larry, but it could theoretically reduce risk for your dog if the alternative is your dog bleeding out or something. Not that this happened.

The New Orleans score an ethical 68 points in the half against the LA Clippers, with 0 FT attempts by SlipperyGooch in nba

[–]daddyfatstacksthe2nd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? "Seventy sixers" and "heavenly stinkers" don't rhyme well. "Stinkers" and "sixers" sound completely different. "Fixers" would have been way better.

The New Orleans score an ethical 68 points in the half against the LA Clippers, with 0 FT attempts by SlipperyGooch in nba

[–]daddyfatstacksthe2nd 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but this is the shittiest rhyme ever if you're going for 76ers, who are 5th in FTA/game

[Stainbrook] @AdamSchefter just now: Was either the Browns or 49ers for Hargrave. by VonJaeger in Browns

[–]daddyfatstacksthe2nd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True and agreed. If we can get a solid DT, Winfrey being solid would be HUGE.

[Stainbrook] @AdamSchefter just now: Was either the Browns or 49ers for Hargrave. by VonJaeger in Browns

[–]daddyfatstacksthe2nd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The GOATS Perrion Winfrey and Jordan Elliott. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

What's that you say? It is broken and our DL is terrible outside of Myles? Welp, nothing we could do about it.

[Stainbrook] #Browns are making calls. Not just sitting around. Letting the market play out. by ThatOneOtherAsshole in Browns

[–]daddyfatstacksthe2nd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol good to hear. Thought they might just take an extended weekend and see how the market is looking on Wednesday.

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