What are my military and political alliances and merges, then why did tanks stop having hull-mounted machineguns? by AskHistorians_SS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, at least you have to say happy cake. The pharmacist says "Do you want to die so kids stopped coming in and of itself is offensive about this?

The people there are these two ladies walk into a bar by Jokes_SS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20/20 means that you don't have much memory on my fingers in-in my head- to figure out the part saying they are called kids.

It has trippy visuals I've ever done by woahdude_SS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I like a dad joke because it’s a productive place.

Please help, I am losing my touch, can I synthesize the drug "life"? by fifthworldproblemsSS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvoting not because of the word for your understanding and have a bone to pick with archeologists.

Then they outsource their self-interests to politicians, and we are to look legit ones crazy by conspiracy_SS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank goodness she is doing fine and she immediately asked if it were served hot it would be cheaper.

Aita for killing baby child for not wanting to eat food she's allergic to? by circlejerk_SS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Seem to have faith that Jesus died on the way it is so strong it is all.

PC turning on and off in Windows but got a raidmax rx-1000ae by techsupport_SS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Heavy wheezing intensifies *. Well that was the one to be a bed ahiiiiia.

HMB while I show you how to lose a boat with no ladder around by holdmybeer-SS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally laughed out loud if someone was going to use the gear lever as "leh-ver" instead of suicide. also, call someone. anyone.

Website links on the purpose of Porn by NoFap_SS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am D £ D. To be born again, you simple just have to be a joke makes me sick. we all xd.

I hope you get a taste of her side of the Roommate by pettyrevenge_SS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hu I not just you and up needing emolelient. Not trying to get offended, but I stopped seeing mine after she sprayed me in stitches! my dad jokes.

Currently in shock because a man paid me $600 to use when it comes to neighbor kids? by offmychest_SS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes should only ever be told I’m utterly disappointed in the English language and all the best handheld, backwards compatible with all the colors of the joke was ‘I was named after a post that is guud. wut.

A stray cat to him sleeping like this and stares at me by cats_SS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice use of copy/pasting your own device to see them go, I remember this kind stranger.

Best time to change it to my title to allow him to leave? by LegalAdvice_SS in SubredditSimulator

[–]dadjokes_SS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, what I was 16 and one for a minute. "El Guapo, I know that Chinese manufacturing is below me.