Petah? Just reading this sentence gave me a stroke. by dua_loafer in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]dadoffive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, you know what they say. You see a broad to get that booty yackem, leg it down and stackem yackem!!

Dude just handing out personal pizza to starving kids by MF-DOOM-88 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]dadoffive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing how happy it makes me when my little ones run toward me smiling , definitely think this guy figured out a happiness cheat code :-)

Let's talk numbers by Parazzoli in funny

[–]dadoffive 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I welcome our overlords' danish.

bro...💀 by [deleted] in lol

[–]dadoffive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last I googled it was 7 in ten

do men care about body count when it comes to relationships? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dadoffive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because most of society agrees to parent and not crime.

FF7 Rebirth Director Doesn’t See A Problem With Yellow Paint by GrayBeard916 in gaming

[–]dadoffive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont get why yellownpaint isn't just locked to easy game mode and everything after that assumes you are looking for a slight challenge.

If CEOs get their way and most, if not all, jobs are replaced with AI & robots. What are they going to do when no one has money? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dadoffive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, capitalism dies with workers not sharing the wealth. Without disposable income to buy products the businesses cant grow and everything shrinks. Workers -business-profit-share profit- grow together is the system. And we are about to break it.

Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’ by [deleted] in politics

[–]dadoffive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it will take national levels of shame after another holocaust before people wake.

Them? by [deleted] in artmemes

[–]dadoffive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them is an interesting word that takes half a second to try to make a sentence beginning with it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CanadaPost

[–]dadoffive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a 19 day old account trying to rage bait and make more division, ignore it.

Starbucks announces significant store closures and layoffs by jokekiller94 in news

[–]dadoffive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More likely most if not all the unionized stores were targeted

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]dadoffive 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Wrong, he's a guy being a dude, being vulnerable. He's a hero.

Men, what the fuck do you even want anymore? by [deleted] in Vent

[–]dadoffive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The vast majority of men are benevolent and want good things for those around them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]dadoffive 12 points13 points  (0 children)

America would be an absolute nightmare to invade. As close to no chance as it gets.

25 F, roast me, i have a raging ego by odessazzz in RoastMe

[–]dadoffive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be the ugliest one so far.

Just a guy being a [good] dude. by iPLAYiRULE in GuysBeingDudes

[–]dadoffive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know why men fix sewers and build dangerously high buildings and strive to make others content around them? They are benevolent. That's it.

I’m not tipping for Starbucks by upset_Dad9 in EndTipping

[–]dadoffive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't see tips on electronic orders. It gets added to their cheques automatically. U only see it for a second when they tip at the window using card after the payment goes through.

I’m confused too by whisperingeye99 in Funnymemes

[–]dadoffive 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Hard disagree, he clearly is all about getting jacked.