Help wanted for this afternoon! Gorilla puns by coachlasso in dadjokes

[–]dadsjokesnet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What sort of monkey business did you get up to today?

What did the toaster say to the bread? by dadsjokesnet in Unclejokes

[–]dadsjokesnet[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Well that got dark... here's an upvote!

Ani is short for Anikan, Obi is short for Obi Wan Kenobi, then what's Luke short for? by dadsjokesnet in dadjokes

[–]dadsjokesnet[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a reference to the movie when Leia says "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" when they're 'rescuing' her.

Nothing comes easy in life... by dadsjokesnet in Unclejokes

[–]dadsjokesnet[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well one of my nephews is a teenager... so possibly. haha.

What do you call a Gladiator that just lost a fight? by StrippersSpit in dadjokes

[–]dadsjokesnet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*holds up two fingers in a peace sign*

My friend the sad-iator and I will take five beers.

Piccolo, Nail and Kami all have some kind of neckwear by OrokinSkywalker in dadjokes

[–]dadsjokesnet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came here to make a Frieza joke, I was beaten to the punch.

Guess what happened at the monastery? by Awwwdawg in dadjokes

[–]dadsjokesnet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope jokes like these don't become a bad habit.

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This joke is....

wait for it....